Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

PmMeYourLore t1_j9umtb7 wrote

Obligatory: "n-nnoooo, nooo.."

184

reggiedoinreggie t1_j9v6myv wrote

So Unrealistic… she’d be using lemon pledge

46

Ok-Mirror9426 t1_j9v7ogj wrote

Noo noo lemon pledge or i don't clean

30

melvin_0809 t1_j9waguy wrote

… Meester Joe, Meester Bonnie, …

19

Throwaway2471127 t1_j9uonik wrote

What are those? oxygen canisters?

16

mooshz t1_j9usw0y wrote

Somebody accidentally shattered the blue balloon dog sculpture

33

Simusid t1_j9w9icj wrote

Yanno they could have roped off the pieces and put up a pretentious art card about "man's inhumanity" and "spontaneously donated by unknown patron" and charged even MORE for it

5

Rude_Ad_3915 t1_j9yq087 wrote

A collector offered to buy the shards immediately but I’m sure the gallery had to present the pieces to an insurance agent for verification.

1

ShayalDraws t1_j9utjce wrote

She honestly looks depressed, good art though

11

obishawn67 t1_j9ves2w wrote

No no Meester Peter no home

9

WhyteCross t1_j9voe8j wrote

Considerably more interesting and valid than anything Jeff Koons has done in his life.
Ever.

5

[deleted] t1_j9xfy87 wrote

Didn’t realize you are the authority on what art is valid or not.

−1

WhyteCross t1_j9ymcsf wrote

Oh kitten. We learn something new every day, don't we?

1

[deleted] t1_j9yoknv wrote

That’s a very ironic thing to say considering your original comment. How can you learn anything when you think you already know everything?

1

WhyteCross t1_j9yvtov wrote

I don't know everything. But I do know shit from Shinola.
Everything in the art world, every artefact ever created since the earliest hominids scratched a line on a bone with a piece of flint to try to make sense of how her mind was one yet apart from her world, all of it, is Shinola to some degree.

Except Koons.

1

[deleted] t1_j9yxzf4 wrote

Jesus Christ, you seem insufferable.

1

WhyteCross t1_j9yydr9 wrote

I am.
But at least I'm not the "art" of Jeff Koons.

1

trucorsair t1_j9w00vn wrote

Nooo, noooo Mr Koons not here now.

4

Astronopolis t1_j9wbbo5 wrote

I know nothing of Koons, why all the derision?

3

[deleted] t1_j9xfuej wrote

It’s pretty much just the high price tag that offends people so much.

2

phillysan t1_j9wr8sc wrote

Ehnoooooo, Mr. Superman ehno heeeeere

3

Thebigpig905 t1_j9x1we7 wrote

I am known for my impression of her saying 'noo noo noo'

2

Chapi_Chan t1_j9w4u9t wrote

Is a Koons's work, so nothing really worthy was lost.

1

javerthugo t1_j9wkrnr wrote

Uh oh jabbas cat got out, hope he doesn’t blame the help.

1

TheBoringSmile t1_j9x4cdw wrote

Haha this is awesome!! Perfect execution! 🤩🤩👏👏👏

1

_Sonari_ t1_j9zc9gt wrote

Is it the blue balloon dog sculpture someome broke? I read about it week ago

1

Chapi_Chan t1_j9w4hof wrote

Is a Koons's work, so nothing really worthy was lost.

0