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woohooenjoyingspeed t1_iuk4u6o wrote

I have a very fancy night stnad

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[deleted] t1_iuk4yk2 wrote

How is your night stand fancy very?

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lethe25 t1_iuk4vcf wrote

Idk still kinda in that relationship 10+ years later lmao.

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Spartan_6969 t1_iuk51pf wrote

Threesome with a chick from Tinder and her roommate. That’s actually how I lost my virginity

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moistest_bum t1_iuk532i wrote

Oh bro I was hanging outside a whole foods one day smoking when this chick comes up to me and asks to bum a ciggy. I give her one and light hers up and we start talking. Our conversation gets more and more flirty and she is aggressively running her fingers through her hair while also blushing. It got to breaking point and I took her to my car and we had the most mind blowing sex that even MGK and Megan Fox couldn't possibly even dream about. It was WILD. We are now married six years. Though the flames have died out a bit we still go at it like animals. We have special vibration absorption springs under our bed now because the entire neighborhood complained about the noise when we made love. It's crazy.

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