fleischsackmarodeur t1_iyfao21 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:29 PM

The whole city is vaporized in a nuclear explosion.

Gabiru_san OP t1_iyfb8p5 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:33 PM

bros living in 1945

CreepyEntertainer t1_iyfb7kc wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:33 PM

I graduated already.

Gabiru_san OP t1_iyfbsnx wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:37 PM

i will be able to use this one in 1 week

TeamGodzilla t1_iyfarzi wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:30 PM

excellent grades.

GodlordHerus t1_iyfayib wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:31 PM

It was 9/11 and I was already sick

Gabiru_san OP t1_iyfb66w wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:33 PM

well, thats acceptable

cchupp75 t1_iyfbgga wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:35 PM

My pet dragon ate my homework, so I have to wait on him to shit it out.

plumberfrompornhub t1_iyfblgz wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:36 PM

Explosive diarrhea. It will get you out of just about anything in life as long as you can say it with a straight face. Work, co-worker’s wedding, weekend away with the new in-laws? Explosive diarrhea. At this point half the people in my life just assume I have Crohn’s.

Honey_81 t1_iyfbnkv wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:36 PM

I'm taking a mental health day

[deleted] t1_iyfasgx wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:30 PM

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[deleted] t1_iyfatgc wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:30 PM

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what was your best excuse to not go to school?

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