Submitted by Due_Midnight2017 t3_10qdmmw in AskReddit
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TheMadShatterP00P t1_j6pgsft wrote
This is the most correct answer. Just not as fun.
DrChefAstronaut t1_j6pdx1b wrote
Plant cocaine in their locker
Rumemeingme t1_j6pdaxw wrote
Ask this on r/teenagers if you are a teen, better responses there
instant_ramen_chef t1_j6pdm0q wrote
Why wouldn't you want to draw attention? It would seem that a bully would be more apt to bully, unnoticed.
the_purple_goat t1_j6pedyr wrote
Smirk at them and lick your lips while looking them up and down
TheMadShatterP00P t1_j6pg9m8 wrote
Get a cheap Bluetooth speaker, pair it to your phone and drop it in bully's bag.
Have fart machine app downloaded on phone, wait til it's quiet - badabing!
TheMadShatterP00P t1_j6pgm5k wrote
When it's silent: exclaim loudly, "no ___, I will not have sex with you, stop asking!"
zincsinks t1_j6pdico wrote
Stand within their frame of vision, and google guns, or other offensive weapons. Add to cart, while they are watching.
sonofpazuzzu t1_j6pdrdm wrote
Tell em you’ll fuck their dad
TheMadShatterP00P t1_j6pfsnq wrote
This only works if you're a boy...
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UnreadierCoin t1_j6pe707 wrote
Drop a real nasty fart beside them and hope someone points it out
OnGoBensalino t1_j6peagw wrote
Grab your nuts and give them a menacing look
Outrageous_Map3458 t1_j6pej0x wrote
Knock them out.
Non-trapezoid-93 t1_j6pdq3q wrote
Pass them a note that threatens their loved ones.
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