Losdearroz t1_iueuo00 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 8:08 PM

Finally some motivation I can get behind!

LICK_MY_SCROTUM t1_iuh9kul wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:43 AM

"I've been chasing people in their dreams for so long, I forgot to chase my own."

-Freddy Krueger

Abject-Rip-2739 t1_iuguz0h wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:58 AM

Thank you for this one!!!!

bett3r t1_iuet87w wrote on October 30, 2022 at 7:58 PM

HA

probard t1_iuejl4b wrote on October 30, 2022 at 6:55 PM

Now that is inspiring. I feel like I'm freddy for anything.

emmjaymax OP t1_iufaydd wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:57 PM

This is too funny!

fadoxi t1_iufmih0 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 11:20 PM

Sleep all day?

#HECK YA!

emmjaymax OP t1_iufmp0m wrote on October 30, 2022 at 11:21 PM

Shit yeah

PsychoSpoon85 t1_iufioah wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:52 PM

« I never do! »

Chris Treagger

scottdnz t1_iuekgf7 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 7:01 PM

Ha ha. 1-2, Freddy's coming for you, 3-4 better lock your door... ;-)

LilYazzie92 t1_iueucg6 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 8:06 PM

Weirdly motivating.

LordBofKerry t1_iueymkv wrote on October 30, 2022 at 8:34 PM

Hahahaha. Great one !

keekz0702 t1_iugip96 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:35 AM

my toddler has a Freddy shirt, of him as a baby and it says this 😂😂

Mootivate t1_iug54vo wrote on October 31, 2022 at 1:43 AM

lmao Bruh

[deleted] t1_iugmvbb wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:17 AM

PTSD > nightmares/night terrors > reliving a traumatic experience several hundred/thousand times in varying ways, usually resulting in death within the dream > wishing you were actually dead rather than being afraid to fall asleep

I wish Freddy existed, because he would be able to actually solve the issue through dreamwalking therapy sessions, or resolve it altogether by making me die in my dreams, and therefore dying for real.

Dr. Freddy Kreuger, PhD in Psychology and Murder

octaviousgould t1_iugkhpz wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:52 AM

You can run, but you can’t hide, bitch.

cbunni666 t1_iugu26g wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:46 AM

Words to live or die by.

LOfP t1_iufpl4o wrote on October 30, 2022 at 11:43 PM

yes sir

Chopstickstev t1_iug4yzf wrote on October 31, 2022 at 1:42 AM

I want this as a T-shirt!

ExistentialDreadness t1_iug7mw9 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:03 AM

Yeah all right.

[deleted] t1_iuglx08 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:07 AM

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Moneyfromdeep t1_iugrp6p wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:14 AM

Lol Halloween themed. Love it.

hoocheemamma t1_iugs355 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:19 AM

Hahahhahahahahahhahah

DoctorEnn t1_iugwir2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:21 AM

Man, this guy sure says 'bitch' a lot.

Jackimus271 t1_iuh391i wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:04 AM

My name is Freddy Krueger. I got the Elm Street blues.

Dweepper t1_iuh5g76 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:38 AM

Its a trick, don't listen to him!

Kefalk t1_iuh9jft wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:42 AM

Inspirational.

1836547290 t1_iuheti1 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:54 AM

the goat

Durpady t1_iui7eul wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:02 PM

If I dream of the Lament Configuration, will that keep him away?

sendokun t1_iugp19q wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:42 AM

Conflict of interet

CondescendingShitbag t1_iuh2ntk wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:55 AM

"I was so busy chasing everyone else's dreams I forgot to chase my own."

CycleKR1 t1_iui7jfs wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:03 PM

That is fantastic!

BoogyFestival t1_iuirnew wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:18 PM

What if you dream for the whole world to be on fire?

[deleted] t1_iujr3ih wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:17 PM