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SVXfiles t1_irb1vro wrote
Bear down for midterms!
rd_4d2 t1_irb5t9o wrote
Just fat dog it!
Taymac070 t1_irbciw3 wrote
It's not made up!
It's not made up!
Quibblicous t1_irewd9j wrote
I love each and every one of you in this comment chain.
redditorsaretheworst t1_irbaf1b wrote
is it a race thing?
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EvergreenHulk t1_irbbrep wrote
IT’S A BEAR DANCE!!!
HyperlinksAwakening t1_iretjdl wrote
CRISIS ALERT!
Chicken_McNublets t1_irchq5l wrote
Don't sweat it, fat dog it
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therealsix OP t1_iraqdxl wrote
"Walker" is crushing "Divot" by nearly 5000 votes already and the polls have only been open for 20 minutes!
SVXfiles t1_irb2367 wrote
Now Divot is over 800 votes ahead
Edit: My bad, I thought the numbers were the total votes they were apart. Divot is being crushed
othybear t1_irb4gj5 wrote
If Divot wanted to win, she should have eaten more!
They’re all winners in my book.
Jetztinberlin t1_ire60g7 wrote
I love Divot. She's doing her best!
Conchobair t1_irao2ar wrote
Too soon.
nr1988 t1_irb3y20 wrote
It's a bear contest!
redditorsaretheworst t1_irb9xaz wrote
you can't just repeat it, you need to explain yourself.
Taymac070 t1_irbcetm wrote
I just feel like you guys don't take me seriously!
Weirdtopia t1_irbuafb wrote
Bear down for midterms
redditorsaretheworst t1_irbab43 wrote
After this morning in Wisconsin?
EvenMoreZingNPep t1_irbchk1 wrote
If anyone needs anything reached, let me know.
FireflyBomb t1_irb8e9g wrote
Team 747!
mark_commadore t1_irbwpat wrote
Same, he's going all the way
MrKurtzHeDed t1_ired2zr wrote
I was scrolling down like ""oh that's pretty big bear," and then I got to 747...0.O. Holyyyyy that dude is a fuckin hoss to begin with and his belly is dragging with the weight of fish meat. He can barely walk.
FireflyBomb t1_irfq0ty wrote
The website referred to him as one of the largest brown bears on earth.
He's so big that he doesn't need to do anything with most other bears to assert dominance:
"In order to minimize conflict, bears establish a hierarchy where the most dominant bears gain the best access to fishing locations and mating opportunities. Unlike many bears, 747’s size alone is enough to intimidate most bears to yield their space."
th3_Dragon t1_ircj70t wrote
As is tradition
VAShumpmaker t1_irb4n6g wrote
This holiday is way different in Provincetown.
GraphicDesignMonkey t1_irb4gif wrote
Fat Bear Week is my favourite!
Exodyce t1_irbn2gz wrote
This is a different subject than I had initially assumed when reading the start of the title.
Foxis_rs t1_irce6wj wrote
When is fat bull week
shalol t1_irb866u wrote
Email address :(
WinnieTheBru t1_irbbg00 wrote
It's the National Park Service, so it's not super sketchy. I've done it before and haven't noticed an increase in spam. It's just a way to make sure people are only voting once per chunky boi
AnUnbearableAsshole t1_irbhhdm wrote
This is not run by the NPS. It is run by a for-profit media company whose privacy policy says they will use your email address to send you promotional offers. They also collect and share browser information and analytics w/ 3rd parties to feed targeted advertising.
That said, they don't seem sketchy and have opt-out options. I still voted and don't expect much junk to come from it.
edit: Looking into Explore.org more closely they seem to operate similarly to a non-profit and get most of their funding from grants and their parent non-profit Annenberg Family Foundation. They're still not a US Government sponsored initiative but their policies are very straightforward and geared towards education and pubic interest.
RavenclawMuggle t1_irc0hm6 wrote
I've been voting yearly since 2017 and honestly don't think I've gotten a single email from them. I think it's mainly just for making sure people only vote once
AnUnbearableAsshole t1_irc6er0 wrote
Agreed. I just wanted to correct the misinformation because I think it's important to be aware of who you're giving your information to.
bactriancameltoe t1_ircj0tu wrote
pubic interest
Jetztinberlin t1_ire5pqe wrote
Don't kinkshame
576875 t1_irbddx6 wrote
also you could just use a burner email, not at all necessary to use your personal email
OnlyFlannyFlanFlans t1_ircfyq3 wrote
Lol, are you seriously not aware of temp email sites? What do you use when a subscription or internet service asks you for your email, do you give them your real email? Holy shit
Ok, basic data safety: you should have 3 emails -- personal, work, and a separate gmail for the legitimate services (electric, isp) you use, and give every other website should be given a temporary email. Examples of temporary email providers are guerillamail and cryptomail.
shalol t1_irdtyc4 wrote
I usually don’t usually use many internet services other than those you highlighted below… could just make a burner email account though, good point
DontTreadOnBigfoot t1_irc7p7m wrote
I just made some shit up, and it submitted just fine
marcyhidesinphotos t1_ircgarq wrote
Please google "burner emails". You should be using burner emails as much as possible. I'm astounded you haven't been using these fake emails already, they are an absolute necessity here in 2022.
bretto2004 t1_irbpzgt wrote
I'm still celebrating fat dog,
I know, i know what you guys think of me... I'm not that old
PhanpySweeps t1_irdqy9n wrote
Too soon
spacepilot_3000 t1_ire7g7l wrote
Now this is a man who likes to party
Tracorre t1_irbrjep wrote
747 vs 901 is my finals prediction.
therealsix OP t1_irbw41x wrote
747 is a beast!
Vions t1_irc7p5k wrote
I also pitted 747 v 901 in the final. Would love to see 901 win but 747 is just a tank 🥵
flyden1 t1_irdc5cj wrote
They should just give 747 a name; Boeing is fitting
Jetztinberlin t1_ire5no0 wrote
I believe his nickname is "Bear Force One"
willstr1 t1_irdhla7 wrote
Jumbo Jet?
MethBearBestBear t1_ird4c5s wrote
That's my pick as well
therealsix OP t1_irahzy5 wrote
Today's voting begins at 9am Pacific / 12pm Eastern.
KinoftheFlames t1_irckc1o wrote
Not the type of fat bear I was expecting
sie_dummkopf t1_ird3i91 wrote
Definitely cheering for my boy Otis again this year. He’s a BEAST and an ABSOLUTE UNIT!!
bombkitty t1_ird5fkd wrote
He’s getting old but I am Team Otis as well.
SheWhoShat t1_ird99i2 wrote
Otis. He needs to be GOATed.
I love his demeanor. Hes like the golden retriever of bears
sie_dummkopf t1_ird9bqf wrote
YES!
ILovePapaSmurf t1_irb9wsi wrote
901! 901!
Vote for my girl!!
galspanic t1_irc83ms wrote
747 is the Vegas favorite based on previous performances, but he’s walking into this beat to fuck and covered in fresh scars.
TheBirminghamBear t1_irbefjy wrote
Just out here stumping, Ill be a great fat bear president, hinernation will be two months longer, salmon will be mandated to jump into open mouths.
Ill also revoke protection for hikers. Open season on juicy, slow hikers.
Vote me.
ETERNAL_DALMATIAN t1_irb1et0 wrote
This video has a breakdown of the matchups! They go into detail for each bear's traits.
khaos_kyle t1_irbeyrb wrote
Can anyone submit a picture of themselves for this or does someone else need to do it for me?
majakowalik t1_irb3q5t wrote
Can I adopt one of these???
nate1235 t1_irclq2u wrote
Why don't politicians run on rotundness platforms? It would engage voters more.
bearatrooper t1_irb0ix9 wrote
Marvelous!
dirtybacon77 t1_ircu02f wrote
Walker was robbed last year. He should win this year but they stacked the odds against him with that 747 pic
YVR_Coyote t1_irdmo5w wrote
STOP THE COUNT!
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Snagmesomeweaves t1_irbulzf wrote
Some of them are dummy thicc
Banhammer40000 t1_ircncex wrote
747 FTW!
dirtybacon77 t1_irctx0f wrote
VOTE 151 WALKER
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gravedigger89 t1_irddgt3 wrote
It has to be either Tom or Bert
Jetztinberlin t1_ire5wl3 wrote
🎶 "Oh Fat Bear Weeeek (Fat Bear Week)
Fat Bear Weeeek (Fat Bear Week)
You can keeep your Sharks, I'm hangin' out for Fat Bear Week" 🎶
VThePeople t1_irebjyj wrote
I’ll fight you for 747. That chonk is gonna win!
Mister_Lister22 t1_ireiisw wrote
Well there's a brand new dance based on an old phrase.
It's called the Fat Dog and it will amaze.
You've heard this expression your entire life.
It's not made up, it's not made up!
AndrewZabar t1_irenbum wrote
How about Fat Dog instead of Bear? Too soon!
DoctorBonkus t1_irfjxrg wrote
Judging by the comments…is this a big thing in America?
Ok_Ice_5972 t1_irq300r wrote
The person that is using this profile is a scammer
therealsix OP t1_irqzk65 wrote
Huh?
LittleMsBear t1_irqx9on wrote
Well, this is something I can support! Next year I'll enter too
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dontcareitsonlyreddi t1_itenm8l wrote
I was expecting husky gay men!😡
I’m a little disappointed, but actual bears are cool too🥰🐻
-liquidcooled- t1_irb9b88 wrote
Tom Segura
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therealsix OP t1_irbf502 wrote
Put in a fake one, it doesn't confirm the address.
killerkennyAU t1_irbnyia wrote
But my ex isn't on the list!
DamnMombies t1_irc6afn wrote
Yeah thanks. I’m never clicking on any link to “bears” ever again
beeknees67 t1_ircftli wrote
This one is about bears!
GravyBus t1_irakjm9 wrote
Fat Bear for midterms!