They both got 6 months
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13GANU t1_jefyyu1 wrote
They can count the days away
BikesnHikesDude t1_jegseov wrote
They got some days off for good behavior.
sartori_tangier t1_jefv8ij wrote
I hear their days are numbered.
Key-Ideal-9121 t1_jefo8m9 wrote
Are the names of the two thieves Gregory and Julian?
HighFlyingCrocodile t1_jefolzf wrote
Nah some weird Mayan names
onlyforthisjob t1_jegawq2 wrote
I prefer January Jones
TheGauchoAmigo84 t1_jegrssn wrote
I fuck heavy w january jones
Tommy_Roboto t1_jefy191 wrote
I feel like “each” is funnier than “both”.
sherriffflood t1_jeg1zab wrote
If you can’t do the time, don’t steal a calendar
smoothoperator-37 t1_jeg33rb wrote
If you can do the math, don't steal a calculator
Interesting-Lake7032 t1_jefv5h1 wrote
I heard two women committed the robbery; May and June.
Mario1md t1_jegmmlh wrote
You made my day with that joke!
just_nobodys_opinion t1_jegtvbp wrote
A calendar joke makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
phaedravarix t1_jefn31z wrote
What a classic, lmao.
Strong_Somewhere_985 t1_jegsqrc wrote
They still have to work that year
AnonymousPlonker22 t1_jegtxqw wrote
Has someone just started Neon White?
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Ambitious-Painter126 t1_jegk29q wrote
2018 called, they want their calendar back
mindlesschuck15 t1_jefo58u wrote
That joke is week