mindlesschuck15 t1_jefo58u wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:47 PM

That joke is week

13GANU t1_jefyyu1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:59 PM

They can count the days away

BikesnHikesDude t1_jegseov wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:19 PM

They got some days off for good behavior.

sartori_tangier t1_jefv8ij wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:34 PM

I hear their days are numbered.

Key-Ideal-9121 t1_jefo8m9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:48 PM

Are the names of the two thieves Gregory and Julian?

HighFlyingCrocodile t1_jefolzf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:50 PM

Nah some weird Mayan names

onlyforthisjob t1_jegawq2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:18 PM

I prefer January Jones

TheGauchoAmigo84 t1_jegrssn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:15 PM

I fuck heavy w january jones

Tommy_Roboto t1_jefy191 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:52 PM

I feel like “each” is funnier than “both”.

sherriffflood t1_jeg1zab wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:19 PM

If you can’t do the time, don’t steal a calendar

smoothoperator-37 t1_jeg33rb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:26 PM

If you can do the math, don't steal a calculator

Interesting-Lake7032 t1_jefv5h1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM

I heard two women committed the robbery; May and June.

Mario1md t1_jegmmlh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:38 PM

You made my day with that joke!

just_nobodys_opinion t1_jegtvbp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:30 PM

A calendar joke makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

phaedravarix t1_jefn31z wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:40 PM

What a classic, lmao.

Strong_Somewhere_985 t1_jegsqrc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:22 PM

They still have to work that year

AnonymousPlonker22 t1_jegtxqw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:31 PM

Has someone just started Neon White?

[deleted] t1_jefncxp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:42 PM

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Ambitious-Painter126 t1_jegk29q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:20 PM

2018 called, they want their calendar back

Two guys stole a calendar

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