A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer

Submitted by JustMusic-YouTube t3_125z5xb in Jokes

One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.

The mechanical engineer said, I think a rod broke.

The chemical engineer said, The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas.

The electrical engineer said, I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system.

All three turned to the computer engineer and said, What do you think?

The computer engineer said, I think we should all get out and then get back in.

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RuthlessIndecision t1_je6qy5z wrote

And they sat there until roadside assistance towed them to a garage, where the mechanic sold them a new tire.

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Waitsfornoone t1_je6upxu wrote

Simpler: Just roll down the windows, and then roll backup again.

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ixamnis t1_je747sw wrote

Close all the windows then restart the car.

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Glassyzapotec58 t1_je7hxaz wrote

For all of you non engineers out there, computer engineer doesn’t equal computer scientist and doesn’t equal software engineer.

They all work on computers but that is where the similarity ends.

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bluestonea t1_je7gjta wrote

‟Definitely a programmer, ” said the bearded guy in a trade show t-shirt with 16 stickers on his laptop.

‟There is no documentation, the design is crap and it’s a wonder it even works!”

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An_Ony_mous_ t1_je85cun wrote

Stickers on a laptop is the sign of a wannabe. Engineers don't keep hardware long enough to decorate it.

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thisismyusername5410 t1_je9eb3n wrote

Throw out the stinking Big Mac in the back of the car that's been left there for days.

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