A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy friend shows up, hoping to speak with him.
Seeing that the husband is not home, the friend says he’ll come back later but is invited in by the wife. As the two of them make small talk in the living room, there’s a moment of awkward silence.
Looking at the wife’s face, the friend brazenly offers to give her $100 if he can kiss her on her right cheek. Blushful but tempted by the money, the wife accepts the deal. After one kiss, he offers another $100. Once again, the wife accepts a kiss, this time on her left cheek.
The friend then bids her goodbye and leaves. Finally, the husband returns home, and the wife quickly stuffs the money in her pocket. She tells him his friend had just visited. Of course, she leaves out the kissing part. Her husband looks at her and asks, “Did he pay back the $200 he owed me?”
[deleted] t1_itpescd wrote
A woman’s at home while her husband is at work.
After getting out of the shower, there’s a knock at the door. Wrapped only in a towel, she answers the door to find her husbands friend with a handful of cash.
He looks her up and down, holds out the wad of cash and says “I’ll give you $500 to drop the towel.”
She thinks about it for a second, then drops the towel. He takes a good look, gives her the money and then leaves without a word.
When her husband gets home from work, she mentions his friend came around earlier.
Her husband asks “Did be pay back the $500 he owes me?”