Submitted by harrygatto t3_yg7nfe in Jokes
A bagpiper was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service, for a homeless man who had no family or friends...
The funeral was to be held at a cemetery, in the remote countryside, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As the bagpiper was not familiar with the backwoods area, he became lost. He finally arrived an hour late... He saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
He apologized to the workers for his tardiness, then stepped to the side of the open grave where he saw the vault lid already in place. He assured the workers he would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. The piper played out his heart and soul...
As he played, the workers began to weep. He played everything from "Going Home" and "The Lord is My Shepherd", to "Flowers of the Forest", closing with "Amazing Grace". He then packed up his bagpipes, and walked back to his car.
As he drove off, one of the workers said to another, "Sweet Jesus, Mary ’n Joseph, I have never seen nothin’ like that before... " "and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years!"
scorpinov t1_iu7bnjj wrote
I opened this in a new tab about 20 min ago and forgot it was in /r/jokes; Punchline caught me really off guard.
Good one