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Teepeewigwam t1_it9nkkj wrote

It got removed. Why don't monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet.

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bricks973 t1_it9q8ap wrote

Bruh tell ur daughter she's actually brilliant 🤣🤣

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Bcg33k t1_it9fbsq wrote

Well, your 7yo daughter is hilarious 😂😂

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Audacious_Avacad0 OP t1_it9fn8o wrote

Came in to tell me this belter at midnight 😂😂

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Analbox t1_it9lgbb wrote

My daughter wakes up to tell me jokes in the middle of the night too but so far none of them have topped this one.

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davidicon168 t1_it9nflr wrote

What happened? Why was this removed?

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HotMoose69 t1_it9hg2t wrote

This a winner for r/dadjokes

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tacogirlbelize t1_it9mlzn wrote

Please tell your daughter people world wide are loving her great sense of humor.

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ThunderBuddyBatman t1_it9mq3p wrote

Put a smile on my face in the doctors office. Say thanks for me!

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ductrinhgogo t1_it9mxps wrote

No no no. It is not about the daughter. I think the parents is the real sheet

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aargangsvin t1_it9uxwe wrote

This is a strong candidate for r/dadjokes

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MrChaotic322 t1_it9p0l2 wrote

It's hilarious because it doesn't exist

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