Submitted by tazzietiger66 t3_yhaqfh in Jokes
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
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ot1smile t1_iudkduz wrote
That’s the joke as I heard it back in the 80s
RichGrinchlea t1_iudrgp9 wrote
It was from a movie. Slam Dance iirc
gh01210 t1_iucuws2 wrote
And number F to eat the canary
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ot1smile t1_iudkbni wrote
I always heard the punchline as ‘fish’.
cellardweller1234 t1_iue6s5w wrote
A joke from Cheers.
ReadyToBeFreeAgain t1_iueaeal wrote
I read it that way in Postcards From the Edge. Don’t remember if the joke made it into the film adaptation though.
Aceticon t1_iud5d1g wrote
Depends on how you count them - number of heads, number of arms divided by two, number of torsos...
Big-End-9824 t1_iuf2lzf wrote
Football results. Real Madrid 1 surreal Madrid: fish.
Away_Code t1_iufflrn wrote
lol good one
BaronTatersworth t1_iudezdz wrote
A fish