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TheCaptNoname t1_iy851v4 wrote

She also had grandparents from Vietnam and Soviet Union and a cousin from China.

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[deleted] t1_iy9busb wrote

Why do you know so much about OPs gf?

Guess we'd never know....

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yeliaBdE t1_iy8eddy wrote

The way the title was written I was expecting to see a limerick, with the second line ending with "anesthesia"

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Perperipheral t1_iy95hnh wrote

Once dated a girl from Tunisia

That had a kink for anaesthesia

The somnophiliac bitch

Tried to poison my dish

Then again, could have just been harissa

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One_Cheetah1428 t1_iyag762 wrote

I once dated a girl from Tunisia She liked to do it on anesthesia Rolled over in bed Thought she was dead Jumped out the window and said 'See Ya!'

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hootievstiger t1_iya662c wrote

Was always her goal to please ya.

She was a great cook.

Knew more then any book

But she was best when underneath ya.

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xanthraxoid t1_iy85g6n wrote

That joke was Vex(illology)ing!

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Dhen3ry t1_iybc11v wrote

I once dated a girl from Tunisia,
but one day she flat told me "who needs 'ya?"
She met a girl from L.A.
Who was blonde, and yes, gay
Now they're married in French Polynesia

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Awesum51Merc t1_iyanbwf wrote

I dated a girl from Tunisia, She said, " I want to please ya" I said " I'd really like to Nut, With my Wang in your Butt" She said, " Not without some Anesthesia!" . . Rimshot,and Bow! Ooooooh!

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