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littlebylittle365 t1_j23el5z wrote

Chuck Norris once fucked a tractor. That tractor is now known as Optimus Prime.

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ZeroFu_ks75 t1_j1zxah2 wrote

They say it was so funny that every person that heard it laughed so long and hard that they pissed and shit themselves and then exploded so it has never been told or heard again

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KeckyOK OP t1_j1zxzwr wrote

Chuck Norris once did a polite curtsey in France and caused the Dancing Plague of 1518.

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master-virus t1_j21l9dy wrote

It won't be long before this post is removed mine was.

400.000 views and over 400 replies.

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war-porkchop t1_j2302qe wrote

And the whole world died from laughing

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Look_Specific t1_j23ryt6 wrote

You can repost it, but a mysterious force kicks your head off as you try typing it.

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Far_Coach4229 t1_j1zmei6 wrote

Chuck Norris may have written a joke. You? Not yet.

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