Submitted by santobaloto t3_10nsxwz in Jokes
If you do it a lot of times a day it's not gonna be very hard. And when you finish it feels great
Submitted by santobaloto t3_10nsxwz in Jokes
If you do it a lot of times a day it's not gonna be very hard. And when you finish it feels great
Yeah, they told me that at Catholic school, too
r/therealjoke
At the end of the day don't get much out of it.
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confucious say
procrastination like masturbation
feel good at time
but in end only fucking self
Man who walk thru airport turnstyle sideways only going to Bangkok.
If you do either one too much you’ll go blind.
This is a "stroke" of genius
Just yanking my chain...
Appro of nothing ...
This joke sent me off on a trail of jokes on reddit, until I ran across one of the all-time classic r/TIFU posts. The guy posts that he has sex to the rhythm of songs, and his GF asked him to stop playing his favorite song to have sex with. the post had over 180K votes.
Why? Because it's one the most asinine song you could imagine trying to make love with.
I haven't stopped laughing, and when my wife called out from the other room" "What is that shit music you're paying?" I really lost it.
Go ahead - You can thank me later.
Thanks bro, I laughed my ass off with this
Holy shit, thanks for a great laugh! 😂😂
You really need to study and stop worrying about your Dick
I put way too much time into it
Keeps you from getting fucked if you do it all the time.
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They both are heavily dependent on pencil sharpeners
My mum does it for me
It should become easier and more enjoyable with practice.
When done in group, makes it a lot easier
Because it’s shakin in both
I always equate masturbating to school loans… it’s fun while it lasts, but after you’re done… you realise that you just fucked yourself
Like all self improvement, is just inherently is.
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They both send you to sleep
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When you're finished, it feels great.
math_debates t1_j6bhdvk wrote
It's easier when your teacher helps.