Submitted by gary6043 t3_10fymry in Jokes

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.

To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.

Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and it was directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.

The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."

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peraut t1_j4zm7gk wrote

Jokes need an opener like this to throw you off the scent and surprise you with the punchline

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040878 t1_j4zlx3h wrote

That made me breathe out my nostrils at an above-average rate.

Nice!

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[deleted] t1_j4zl888 wrote

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Psychological-End-56 t1_j5092mf wrote

In a way it did. Old man fairly quickly so that adds to him playing the course many times since he was a young golfer.

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Unlikely_Afternoon11 t1_j515svu wrote

It's called misdirection. An integral part of long form comedy. It adds a lot to the joke.

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