Once upon a time there were three friends who had three addictions.

One was a smoker, one was an alcoholic, and the other, a sex addict.

Since their addictions were beginning to be detrimental to each other's health, they decided to see a doctor. Once in the doctor's office, the doctor tells them that the situation is so serious that if any of them succumbs to their addiction once again, they will die.

Sad, they leave the doctor's office and head for the bus stop to go home.

On the way, they pass a bar, and the alcoholic can't resist... he goes inside, orders a drink, drinks it, and then falls to the ground and dies.

The other two friends, a bit shaken, continue on their way.

A few minutes later, they come across a half-lit cigarette butt on the floor.

The sex addict turns to the smoker:

- You do realize that if you bend over to pick up that cigarette we'll both die, right?