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IWantAGrapeInMyMouth t1_j6xfc23 wrote

Hope this finds you well,

Machine learning can facilitate the use of managerial buzzwords by enabling natural language processing algorithms to identify and categorize key phrases and terminology commonly used in management and corporate settings. This can facilitate the generation of buzzword-rich language in real-time, empowering individuals to communicate more effectively and authentically within a business context. Additionally, machine learning can also be leveraged to analyze large datasets, identifying emerging buzzwords and trends in management speak, thus allowing individuals to stay ahead of the curve and stay relevant in the constantly evolving corporate landscape.

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(I'd say it's pretty much got it nailed)

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venustrapsflies t1_j6xfj4u wrote

And yet I didn't read the word "synergistic" once. Guess AI just isn't there yet.

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IWantAGrapeInMyMouth t1_j6xftqf wrote

we'll have to circle back and see where it's at in Q3

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Terkala t1_j6xlatc wrote

Has anyone ever actually circled back later when they said this? I remember it being a meme for "I'm going to ignore you now".

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time_flask t1_j6ymeqz wrote

Technically yes. When something breaks and you recall that meeting where we said we'd pick it up but just didn't

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JQuilty t1_j6z6l0e wrote

Why must we wait for Q3? Our dynamic process allows us to skate the puck in real time.

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the320x200 t1_j6zv69g wrote

We're blocked due to key stakeholders needing to get alignment on deliverables. Let's schedule a deep-dive.

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