Just drove by on my commute home from work, there were amass of police and first responders attempting to breach the building? A few weeks ago my wife and I saw a huge flock of crows, easily 400+, between the roof and parking lot. Quite odd.
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Trauma_Hawks t1_j1gidva wrote
Bird Cops
Calvinweaver1 t1_j1h90fg wrote
“Bird cops, bird cops, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”
Tires squealing. whoop woop
Caw caw. Roll caw roll down your caw down your window caw. Do you know how caw caw caw. Caw. Caw fast you were going?
wtf
Licen-caw. Caw! License and caw!
Guns fire. Caw caw caw!
intense fluttering Caaaaaaaw! Caw caw caw caw! This is caw! Caw! Shots fired, caw send immediate backup, we have shots fired caw caw caw Caw! Caw! feather burst
Get back in the goddamn Caw
Bird cops, bird cops, whatcha gon do…
_if_name_is_maine_ t1_j1hica9 wrote
more at 11.
VinceGchillin t1_j1iwdmu wrote
Clearly this is a witch coven situation
meko441 t1_j1fiveh wrote
You saw a murder of crows, they don't flock around
JuniperTwig t1_j1j2py9 wrote
Flock around and find out
alpha417 t1_j1fgvxp wrote
maybe the crows got inside and barricaded themselves...?
MapleFlavoredBumhole t1_j1fok76 wrote
It's about time someone took a stand against those damn parking lot seagulls.
fLux3303 OP t1_j1fplxt wrote
I have a working theory that the seagulls in the greater Portland area are being used for drug smuggling.
jimberley t1_j1frboc wrote
Enforcement; they’re narcotics squawkficers.
WinterCrunch t1_j1gzep7 wrote
Birds aren't real.
Dizzyluffy t1_j1hhlni wrote
They don’t exist, yet bird is the word. Explain that one!
meowmix778 t1_j1i1a2h wrote
Maybe you've had too much screen time
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bubbastars t1_j1fol9p wrote
Those crows are insane - easily in the hundreds. Seems like they patrol Payne Rd and the surrounding area. It’s even more off putting when they roost together and you can really get a sense for their numbers. Never seen anything like it.
Super-Lychee8852 t1_j1gsuo1 wrote
They're crows it's what they do this time of year. Really never seen it before?
TransientMoth t1_j1hbk7x wrote
Clearly investigating an attempted murder (flock of crows)
smibrandon t1_j1i3lb5 wrote
🥁
Marshranger883 t1_j1g5ay2 wrote
Routine alarm check. When the power goes out, some businesses trigger alarms.
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KHanson25 t1_j1i3kyk wrote
Guys, listen here now, I say that these birds are just peacefully protesting...now you can’t just go in here all nimbly bimbly shooting all these birds. They get all ornery and mean and of course murderous. Now I will stand here as a bird lawyer on behalf of these beautiful creatures and say that this is an illegal search and seizure of their 1st amendment due process rights to uhh migrate
South-Satisfaction84 t1_j1fwbox wrote
There have been an insane amount of crows at my office building in south Portland. Idk why but they’ve been pooping on everything
Fortunatesin77 t1_j1i1n6l wrote
So there was a murder of crows at the shaws.
mkke1286 t1_j2215ua wrote
the creeper was there. every 23 years it gets to feed for 23 days.
Mikerm3 t1_j1fqho1 wrote
are you implying the police there now has something to do with the crows you saw there a few weeks ago? lol i’m confused