Submitted by steroidamoeba t3_124oa8h in OldSchoolCool
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abad801 t1_je017zd wrote
Wow, I thought I had seen every Phoebe Cates photo there was to see, but this one is new to me.
BroadlyValid t1_je01dlk wrote
wallstbull t1_je03k0o wrote
Many dreams when I was younger. Some a little moist..🤷🏼♂️
scaredshtlessintx t1_je06lva wrote
She will always be my first love!
leblaun t1_je06o1f wrote
Kinda looks like Elvis
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feraljohn t1_je08bvg wrote
Moving in stereo
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FFS_Roger t1_je08p1n wrote
That jaguar is really excited to be there...
Tb1969 t1_je08pmb wrote
How is a girl in a two piece bathing suit soft core porn?
MagicMirror33 t1_je098xk wrote
Doesn't anyone knock anymore?
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jjman72 t1_je09q1v wrote
This is prime Phoebe Cates.
Tb1969 t1_je09sos wrote
I think you should not visit this sub anymore if it offends you if this benign picture offends you.
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je09vpf wrote
I’m sure most of them have jerked their willies to way worse. And as long as they’re not in a public place or around others then it’s their business.
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Dave-justdave t1_je0a8vn wrote
Isn't she the girl from the pool scene in that one movie?
DaRealGeorgeBush t1_je0atin wrote
Fast times at ridgemont high. I was too young at the time but young me found it later on and became a man that day.
boethius70 t1_je0b071 wrote
Your most treasured jerk.
ImpendingSenseOfDoom t1_je0b5uu wrote
This is not the NSFW image of Phoebe Cates in the 1980's that I was expecting it to be
Untensil t1_je0cxvf wrote
I thought it was an otter at first glance.
dr_wheel t1_je0d1gw wrote
Kevin Kline is a lucky man.
Dick_Hittswater t1_je0d5ax wrote
I'm out!
nooshaw t1_je0dmwu wrote
Wore a hole in that VHS tape.
Marty_cone_ t1_je0e9na wrote
If you take an otter look you can clearly see it’s a jaaaaag
Derekg15 t1_je0f773 wrote
I thought it was a beaver….
JRsFancy t1_je0fhib wrote
Think about it, Kevin Kline saw this lovely woman naked for the past 30+ years.
Brilliant-Fun-922 t1_je0g5xm wrote
Does anybody fking knock anymore?
konqueror321 t1_je0gzg9 wrote
I respect the artistry of the placement of the gaping open cat's mouth. A very hungry mouth.
Corporation_tshirt t1_je0iat7 wrote
Speaking as a child of the ‘80s, that woman made a man outta me.
colorandnumber t1_je0j9z5 wrote
Funny story about that scene. Phoebe’s reaction was real. Judge Reinhold had a big dildo in his hand when Phoebe opened the door.
justsayno_to_biggovt t1_je0jqti wrote
Yes please.
Mikesturant t1_je0ky2m wrote
I can hear the song in my head right now.
Life's a sin!
Grinderiny t1_je0m2y4 wrote
I think I'd like to feed it.
NYG_5 t1_je0oc5k wrote
perky butt and small boobs master race
rmccarthy10 t1_je0sca8 wrote
Well....ALRIGHT HAMILTON !
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clever7devil t1_je0t6iv wrote
This is a sad story.
Viking-16 t1_je0ubvw wrote
My wife and I see each other naked so much it doesn’t even lead to sex anymore
Klin24 t1_je0v8n4 wrote
HWKD65 t1_je0vv2d wrote
Just about entire upper class of the high school was in the movie theater first night for Fast Times. Next Day there wasn't a single Cars album or tape left in the record store.
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FjordExplorher t1_je0ws4l wrote
And I'm not sad to see it either.
FjordExplorher t1_je0wvzn wrote
Looks angry
husker_who t1_je0x63k wrote
Imagine the reaction had it been Judge Judy.
laurastreetradio t1_je0xddk wrote
her daughter makes good music with her band under the moniker Frankie Cosmos.
East-Pollution7243 t1_je0yj4g wrote
Before twitch there was porn magazines, like this 👍
theunpossibledream t1_je0ypey wrote
“Life’s the same,” my friend.
3chordguitar t1_je0z769 wrote
Lock the door, Brad!!
InternationalRow5141 t1_je0z85j wrote
why is this "nsfw"? she's wearing a bathing suit
Mikesturant t1_je0zz0r wrote
You sing yours, I'll sing mine.
She's a sin.
TampaTrey t1_je11paf wrote
I mean, we ALL have, just the same two scenes over and over.
xabby t1_je131qo wrote
What do you mean you're out ??? :)
aimheatcool t1_je1479h wrote
Seinfeld
xabby t1_je14dfi wrote
Yeah.. was expecting someone to reply to me with something like : I'm out Jerry.. I'm out ;)
aimheatcool t1_je14l2d wrote
stereoscopic_ t1_je14zl1 wrote
I would love to find that bikini print, so dope
Spirited-Lead-8190 t1_je15s5b wrote
Total smoke show
tres_chill t1_je179bp wrote
Doesn't anybody knock any more?
lordofedging81 t1_je17nav wrote
Life's the same, I'm moving in stereo!
Life's the same except for my shoes!
Life's the same, you're shakin' like tremolo!
Life's the same, it's all inside you!
lordofedging81 t1_je17zcc wrote
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Has one of the best nude scenes in a mainstream movie ever.
Also has the most entertaining stoner character in a movie ever.
"Isn't this history? I see the globe right there!"
anosmiasucks t1_je18dew wrote
OP is moving in mono
scorpioninferno t1_je18f34 wrote
I want that bikini
neofirebird t1_je18fvf wrote
I was embarrassed for Brad - we share the same name. I saw the movie when it came out I was like 14. 😂
CyberNinja23 t1_je19e7n wrote
More like, oh you have a weird mole there now.
Crap you think it’s cancerous?
SonataForm t1_je19hh8 wrote
CyberNinja23 t1_je19ky8 wrote
boner retreats for now
CyberNinja23 t1_je19tqw wrote
Nah it just demagnetized.
Johnny_Carcinogenic t1_je1b4lq wrote
... And over and over...
Johnny_Carcinogenic t1_je1bgyg wrote
Weren't we all during that time era? all we ever had was a single speaker in the middle of the dashboard.
John082603 t1_je1bkhv wrote
“Nice beaver!”
OccamsPlasticSpork t1_je1btal wrote
Some of her lines in the first Gremlins movie were darker than anything a goth girl could come up with.
Red986S t1_je1bwb5 wrote
Bet she was a stone fox back then
Greenmtn82 t1_je1ctkf wrote
She was a smoke show, that's for damn sho!
Viking-16 t1_je1dsia wrote
Daily bruise checks lol
Cheops_Parishioner t1_je1g1zs wrote
Ow. I think I just stubbed something.
slappy_mcslapenstein t1_je1gbut wrote
>was
Still is.
slappy_mcslapenstein t1_je1gg11 wrote
Me too but I want it in my mouth.
anotheroneBUD t1_je1h9zx wrote
Me-wow
Thrashed0066 t1_je1i65v wrote
…and over and over…
mintBRYcrunch26 t1_je1mkf2 wrote
They are my favorite Hollywood couple. Ever since Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins broke up. Never thought I would see the day.
JRsFancy t1_je1n2tq wrote
Paraphrasing a Father Guido Sarducci bit
Whiskeydiary t1_je1oxpw wrote
we share the same birthday
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pippi_longstocking09 t1_je1qe7o wrote
pippi_longstocking09 t1_je1qx8e wrote
Jeff Spicoli introduced checkerboard slip-on Vans (and baja shirts, too, for that matter) to my generation. There was a guy I had a HUGE crush on in 1983-85 who dressed just like him, but I didn't even realize it until I saw the movie a few years later.
Ismokecr4k t1_je1rk9c wrote
You browse bikini pics in the office? You look at bikini pics when you're around kids? You look at bikini pics when you're with your mom or dad? At a family gathering? In church? You realise there's a setting to filter nsfw content for people who want to hide such content. And please spare me the "well maybe you shouldn't be on reddit", nah, maybe you shouldn't be annoyed from a stupid tag that has no bearing on your life.
thiccpapi90 t1_je1s7y2 wrote
This picture is DSFW, Definitely Safe For Work!
whyamihere327 t1_je1v4je wrote
Good lord she’s perfect
Thecryptsaresafe t1_je1v77y wrote
I’m out Jerry.. I’m out ;)
vampyire t1_je1wuq6 wrote
suddenly am having flashbacks to 10th grade me, really, REALLY liking Fast Times...
xabby t1_je1xhh9 wrote
And then they were three !
Intelligent_Shirt_50 t1_je1xldp wrote
Thank you, I just had it stuffed!
mtgfan1001 t1_je2116x wrote
Thats a very pretty kitty
Suntzu6656 t1_je21tk9 wrote
Yes she is gorgeous.
Fantara22 t1_je2603b wrote
I thought you would cruise through the fall…
Lateralization t1_je28lfp wrote
Perfection
EternamD t1_je29e58 wrote
1980s *
You may be thinking of the apostrophe in '80s
uhmerikin t1_je2cl4h wrote
OOH... GNARLY!!!
Kryten8 t1_je2ep3c wrote
Not gonna lie, I save this to that special place in my phone.
Fuckoffassholes t1_je2fx6q wrote
It looks weird to have a number followed by a letter with no space or punctuation. I am a grammar nazi but this I will allow. Team 80's
EarthIsInOuterSpace t1_je2hxu8 wrote
Sex panther bottom bikini. 100% of the time this does work all the time. Meow!
Differ447 t1_je2i86f wrote
Wait a couple of months it will be back up here
Greaser_Dude t1_je2irpc wrote
Seinfeld episode - Kramer announcing he lost a bet over being "master of his domain".
money_man78 t1_je2je44 wrote
Perfection.
ntlaml2004 t1_je2l2bk wrote
pessimistic_platypus t1_je2ldtx wrote
No, "1980's photo" would be an odd way to refer to a photo from 1980 specifically, because that's a possessive apostrophe.
Far-Manufacturer6764 t1_je2ljz3 wrote
I fucking LOVE this woman.
RAZR31 t1_je2ls06 wrote
Is that a beaver on her beaver?
SillyWhabbit t1_je2mb1h wrote
Kevin Kline is a lucky man.
Charming-Forever-278 t1_je2nkpe wrote
Pspspsps
EternamD t1_je2nwgp wrote
Exactly. "1979 had a good photo but 1980's was better" something like that
Siltyn t1_je2q6wx wrote
Something's moving in stereo....
Amsalon t1_je2qml1 wrote
this isn't the '60s. How is this NSFW?
Johnny_Carcinogenic t1_je2ruoi wrote
Find the Pope-uh in the Pizza contest.
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colorandnumber t1_je2tvt8 wrote
Shit. I first heard it from an interview of Judge from the mid/late 80s. Then others discussing a few times since.
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tree4reaI t1_je2v485 wrote
Cutie
Stainedbrain1997 t1_je2vb79 wrote
I thought it was a seal! I thought it was pretty funny that she has a seal on her bathing suit 😔
ImpendingSenseOfDoom t1_je2vdi7 wrote
Okay, thanks
EternamD t1_je2wa53 wrote
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sfbing t1_je2y4rv wrote
It's been around tho'. I think I have upvoted it 50 times. 51 now.
JRsFancy t1_je2ydaw wrote
I was recalling the "paying for your sins" bit.
tcwillis79 t1_je319ky wrote
Need a ruling from that other post today. If I’m into this am I gay?
StudsTurkleton t1_je347ap wrote
It’s a small sin: 25 or 35 cents. Still it can add up…
mdjmd73 t1_je35xqh wrote
Holy. Shit.
VIPERsssss t1_je3a32s wrote
So you're saying you got down to business?
InternationalRow5141 t1_je3beh9 wrote
My father died so thats not a possibility, but thanks for bringing that up
El_Sjakie t1_je3ddaw wrote
The reason I knew I was straight!
Fuckoffassholes t1_je3eoct wrote
I understand the by-the-book purpose of the apostrophe; it's just my personal thing that I do, knowing it's wrong but it looks more "right" to me, in a strictly visual sense, because you don't ever see a number touching a letter anywhere else.
If I wasn't using numerals I'd obviously write "eighties" and not "eighty's."
Fuckoffassholes t1_je3fru1 wrote
I know the true intended purpose of apostrophes; my comment is unrelated to that. I'm saying I personally have an OCD beef with seeing a numeral touch a letter so I deliberately misuse the apostrophe in a non-possessive way.
If somebody typed "I like turtle's," I'd grind my teeth, but there's no numeral there, so the 80's is a special exception. I know this is wrong and I'm not allowed to make up the rules, but at the same time, can too.
youdubdub t1_je3ft1y wrote
It’s a fair question for someone who doesn’t understand to ask. No, I don’t look at pictures of people in bikinis at work, and yes, I agree with the tag, but it is a fair question, particularly given the state of the internet today. Like, “There isn’t even a butthole in this picture. Why all the fuss.”
We could all do better to understand this, but until you have a job where it matters to know better, I believe this could be confusing, and I also think we could all be polite about it.
GeneralPatten t1_je3gwa4 wrote
Are you fucking kidding me?!?
Catskinner93 t1_je3j76j wrote
thats the joke.
bifrost420 t1_je3l0u4 wrote
Daisy Taylor ?
TheFerricGenum t1_je3m7bg wrote
I honestly can’t believe no one posted it in the comments here
steveaustin59 t1_je3mo8e wrote
Love Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick as a couple.
ThyShirtIsBlue t1_je3q979 wrote
This picture makes me hear the song Moving in Stereo.
80sBadGuy t1_je3qu1i wrote
Kevin Kline you sly dog
dandz287 t1_je3tppg wrote
Nice beaver!
Whend6796 t1_je3twoy wrote
Bum ba ba…. Ba bum ba bum ba
Cannabace t1_je3v7u0 wrote
Fuck that’s a good track. Need to give it a listen, been a long minute
Edit: what an incredible debut album. Holy shit.
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3w5kb wrote
It's on that list of the top 10 most paused video scenes of all time
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3w89i wrote
Have you seen their daughter? Little Kyra clone
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3w9m0 wrote
ikr? I was expecting something juicy
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3wi9c wrote
>I am a grammar nazi
I don't think that phrase means what you think it means
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3wl0w wrote
Not an abbreviation, but a placeholder. The apostrophe is a placeholder for the "19" in 1980s. Or...
Little ol' me
The apostrophe is a placeholder for the letter "d"
Rock 'n' roll
The apostrophes are placeholders for the letters "a" and "d"
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3wu2t wrote
You can make up your own rules all you want, but you really shouldn't claim to be a Grammar Nazi. You're sort of the opposite
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3x7hl wrote
Pop quiz:
Everyone remembers the 1980's hairstyles were poofy.
or
Everyone remembers the 1980s' hairstyles were poofy.
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3xbpf wrote
That was the first LP I ever bought!
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3xi2z wrote
It's so easy to blow up your problems
It's so easy to play up your breakdown
It's so easy to fly through a window
It's so easy to fool with the sound
I got so high to that album
LittleRadishes t1_je3xjh1 wrote
The top is made of exotic leopard seal skin and the bottom features a picture of said leopard seal
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3xqt2 wrote
William Hung begins to sing... #🎶
Mock Trial with Judge Reinhold!
Mock Trial with Judge Reinhold!
Mock Trial with Judge Reinhold!
AppreciableAppendage t1_je3xuiw wrote
My sentiments exactly
Gri3fKing t1_je3yy2u wrote
Why can't I be sexy like her? 😫
122922 t1_je40s0x wrote
Nice beaver.
EternamD t1_je41asz wrote
Second one is correct, although the first would also be correct if the "the" was removed
PotentPortable t1_je42lsg wrote
Be the change you want to see in the world
yangbanger t1_je4300s wrote
punkassjim t1_je43wl4 wrote
It would be grammatically correct, but factually incorrect. The real poofy hair was closer to the late ‘80s. 1980 proper featured mostly 1970s styles. Disco and Charlie’s Angels were still a thing, so the fashionable hair was more flowy than poofy.
AppreciableAppendage t1_je443pw wrote
Well, yeah, I was focusing more on the punctuation than the fashion haha. When was it feathery?
davtruss t1_je44slp wrote
She gave new meaning to "coming to a theater (or drive-in) near you."
davtruss t1_je45ook wrote
Kind of pissed you made me google Kevin Kline to find out he was 75. Then I realized he married Phoebe at 41 when she was 26 or so, and I was like, you go, dude.
Thanks for the valuable cultural trivia.
davtruss t1_je45u17 wrote
Probably the combo of leopard print and snarling raptor on the bikini. At least I think that's a raptor. Maybe it's a leopard.
All i can say with great certainty is that it is most assuredly snarling.
Trvlng_Drew t1_je46yl9 wrote
Wait a minute
Trvlng_Drew t1_je470qn wrote
Bet Kevin feels that way too, beside every beautiful woman stands a bored man
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fuck_huffman t1_je483kj wrote
>most paused
That sad feeling when your rented VHS or Beta tape was all stretched out and you couldn't see to pause the best scene
DotTraditional3096 t1_je49zza wrote
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Fuckoffassholes t1_je4t55r wrote
Never said "punctuation nazi."
Fuckoffassholes t1_je4t7y3 wrote
grammar and punctuation are two different things.
NotOK1955 t1_je4zuam wrote
Yep…to borrow from an old gasoline commercial, she’s got a Tiger (Jaguar) in her tank!
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Nurse_Drew t1_je5ngfa wrote
My oh my...
AppreciableAppendage t1_je6xflg wrote
Do you also think you're a context connoisseur?
AppreciableAppendage t1_je6y2ut wrote
So, you also erroneously fancy yourself a Semantics Specialist. Not only are you attempting to speak in the context of punctuation, but, if you were the Grammar Nazi you claim to be, you would know that one of the many aspects of grammar is punctuation. Many grammatical rules cannot be followed without punctuation; therefore, it does form part of grammar.
KermitMadMan t1_je00r5j wrote
now that’s a cougar!