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acqz t1_iubwvzt wrote

The fact that she kept his picture for 50 years...

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lexxatron84 t1_iuc16oo wrote

And now he's fated to the ages as 'random guy'...

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arjun1008 t1_iuc6juu wrote

Yea its obvious he’s the best dick OP’s mom has had

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[deleted] t1_iucrrwo wrote

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RichardBCummintonite t1_iucx4q0 wrote

Definitely wasn't thinking about boning his mom. Yall need to get out more and go on pornhub less. My first thought was "he's forsure not just some 'random' guy" , but I didn't jump to pretending to be him.. What is that?

I was actually checking out the dope parrot on her shoulder. Did you even notice that lol?

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Jmac1612 t1_iudijck wrote

I did not notice that parrot.....shit

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drekwithoutpolitics t1_iuejvl2 wrote

A dope parrot on her knee!

Which I feel makes it even cooler. OP is really burying the lede with this title!

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RichardBCummintonite t1_iugs5ze wrote

Oh it is her knee damn! That angle is weird. Now I just wanna know about the parrot lol.

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E_PunnyMous t1_iubw8qf wrote

Prolly not so random to your mom...

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1503O t1_iubt1nh wrote

Oh … and a parrot.

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w0mbatina t1_iucldi9 wrote

I wonder if its still alive

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johnp299 t1_iuda1dc wrote

Amazon, so maybe. Bet he has tales to tell.

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Anti-Pringle t1_iug5h49 wrote

Probably not they can live to 60 years but I don’t think they would be around

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1320Fastback t1_iubtta7 wrote

Do you by chance know who your father is? If not may I suggest an idea?

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CodyRyan86 t1_iuc0pio wrote

Bad news dude. That guy wasn’t as random as you think

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tkeRe1337 t1_iuctsu7 wrote

They fucked, is that what you’re saying!?!? Oh gosh dolly

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risingstanding t1_iubwlig wrote

Obi wan never told you about your father, did he?

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badforman t1_iucbhuy wrote

The only picture of op's Dad that exists.

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Independent-Yak2187 OP t1_iubwuno wrote

I appreciate you all ratio-ing me, but I know for sure my Father is not as cool as the rando

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DiggingThisAir t1_iuc5kjx wrote

It’s the way you titled him “some random guy” as opposed to “her friend”. I can understand if she doesn’t even remember who he is, but the picture sure makes it look like they were friends. She’s got her arm on his shoulder. Random guy to you, sure, but you opened it up to more possibilities.

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Odd_Bar_4 t1_iuc2z9w wrote

>ad news dude. That guy wasn’t as random as you think

Oh he definitely hit that!

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Mlpaddict t1_iudlp6g wrote

I think that's the other way around. That's one handsome man. Looks kind of like Matthew Broderick.

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chronoboy1985 t1_iucnk9n wrote

Ratio-what-now?

English Doc!

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reubal t1_iuelile wrote

Both you and OP are in the same boat - neither of you knows what ratio means.

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Inle-rah t1_iuc0hhv wrote

They look baked

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FeralBottleofMtDew t1_iuc9mfe wrote

It was the 70s. We weren't all baked all the time, but the odds were pretty good that someone was at least lightly baked.

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Plonsky2 t1_iubu3az wrote

That's me. No further comment and I am not taking questions.

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Swamy10 t1_iuc8mx7 wrote

Do you look like that guy by any chance?

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Prestigious_Okra_837 t1_iuc4iey wrote

That’s a cool jacket random guy! Colorful, warm and perfect for hiding erections….

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chronoboy1985 t1_iucnpx1 wrote

And jizz stains! Truly a multifunctional piece of clothing.

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LeaCTrockboys t1_iucliln wrote

Oh thats not a random guy, thats a guy your mom didnt want to have to explain to you.

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Lazarus_Solomon10 t1_iuc60z1 wrote

Perhaps a friend took her to this random guys house who owned the bird. He was letting her see the bird when someone decided to take the picture. And to look nice for the camera she put her arm around him. Or who knows maybe its an ex boyfriend.

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TellumNevik t1_iuehjq8 wrote

Wrong. Obviously a hostage situation. They’re holding the parrot for ransom.

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Unckle-Reg t1_iucl2o2 wrote

Your Mum looks super friendly tell us something about her? Is she still around?

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AnarchoSyndica1ist t1_iuc42x3 wrote

He looks how I look “post-coitus”

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reubal t1_iuelpzo wrote

That grin definitely says "hey little future OP dude, I just railed your mom and it was awesome!".

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bigsnack4u t1_iuc58ky wrote

Is that a random parrot?

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RadiantTrip9113 t1_iuc2yav wrote

OP only says random because that’s how every guy looked in the 70s. Could be my dad, could be her dad no one knows.

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Far_Out_6and_2 t1_iuc88mw wrote

Side note that’s an African Grey bonded to her so any wrong move by the dude he is in for a loss of at least one ear for sure just sayin

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Hankman66 t1_iuch5wb wrote

It's a Yellow Headed Amazon. But on that note, we've had an African Gray in the family for about 30 years. One time it was perching on my shoulder and my uncle asked someone to take a photo of me, him and my sister. He tried to put an arm around my shoulder and the bird went crazy, it jumped onto my face and dug it's claw into my nose and then started try to fly away. I was a bloody mess.

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RodLawyer t1_iucz79k wrote

That's your real dad OP

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Lazarus_Solomon10 t1_iuc6186 wrote

Perhaps a friend took her to this random guys house who owned the bird. He was letting her see the bird when someone decided to take the picture. And to look nice for the camera she put her arm around him. Or who knows maybe its an ex boyfriend.

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peanutsfordarwin t1_iuccmgk wrote

That bird needs to be careful....next to the pot on the stove😉

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icydee t1_iucr6n9 wrote

With that hair, and those jeans, it could have been me. Look, I am your father.

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saintlama t1_iucrbh9 wrote

Did they hangout with their crew in the basement

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IndividualAd652 t1_iuct8ka wrote

and the parrot - was that random too 🧐🤓😉

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yager50 t1_iud248w wrote

Random guy tapped her

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darealJimTom t1_iud3ke4 wrote

Damn cool bird doesn’t get a mention.. I mean look at him. He’s cool

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rroberts3439 t1_iud7pjn wrote

That's the man that she compares your dad to every night.

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FurryKnuckles t1_iud9npg wrote

This has major Kelso and Jackie vibes

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mddell t1_iud9qi4 wrote

Does that “random guy” look like you ?

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Rapunzel1234 t1_iudcnhy wrote

That’s me and I can verify she was quite fun. Life happened after high school and we went our separate ways. But will always remember the fun we had.

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ZepTheNooB t1_iudmqpy wrote

Damn. A bit harsh to call your father a "random guy".

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Orly_A505 t1_iuc5kk3 wrote

Plot twist: The bird is her daddy

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Machette_Machette t1_iucnfw1 wrote

My mom and a random guy seems not as the best combination I guess.

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pob125 t1_iucuuo3 wrote

Luke,this is your real father.

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FeSpoke1 t1_iud4jny wrote

Things were just better back then.

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Acanthocephala-Muted t1_iudc6kk wrote

Cute picture. She looks like she's thinking "Look what I got !"

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RodCherokee t1_iudd5jn wrote

…and OP hasn’t returned to offer any more info !

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fuckedbymath t1_iudjfov wrote

Random guy : I am your father.

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Hype-And-Style t1_iue02al wrote

This guy isn't random he's very well liked

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meglobob t1_iue14cx wrote

That's no way to talk about your father!

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YosefIsraelGoren t1_iue3948 wrote

Pictures meant more when they were harder to take

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Bottle_Nachos t1_iuefk0k wrote

the guy? A mass murderer, featured on the Netflix.

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b2change t1_iues6zp wrote

They have great smiles and look like they’re having fun!

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colonelfather t1_iues724 wrote

The only question here is did the Doobie came before or after the sex?

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HappySmileSeeker t1_iufl8n4 wrote

That’s not a random guy that’s Shooter McGavin

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Soft-Ad-1603 t1_iug70hr wrote

Hey look, it’s DIRK DIGGLER!

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trip2it t1_iubusyg wrote

Tony Danza

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DWright_5 t1_iubwl1v wrote

That’s not him.

But… I 100% did see Tony Danza in a porn flick. There’s no doubt it was him. This was a long time ago, so long that I had rented the DVD from a video store. I wasn’t looking for it. Ten minutes in, there he was. I’d guess the video was shot in the late 70s

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notquiteright2 t1_iubxdhk wrote

...and?
Don't leave us hanging.
Was he, in fact, the boss?

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DWright_5 t1_iubyc14 wrote

What do you think? I’m not quite sure how to put this, but… oh what the hell…

Jesus, it was a monster cock.

I just want to add, I’m aware of all the fakery here and everywhere, but I actually did see Tony Danza on this rented videotape. If you Google you’ll see there have been rumors. For all I know, what I saw could have been his only porn, could have been minimally distributed, could have never been transferred to the Internet. I just know it was him. You would too if you saw it

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AndyBrown65 t1_iuc8awq wrote

You can call me dad if you want

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OnionMiasma t1_iucc876 wrote

Based on that smile, he definitely slept with OP's mom.

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Nibbbel t1_iucoh3f wrote

You mean your real dad?

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sonicviewelite t1_iucoznk wrote

Look at smile, tells who got more in this random relationship

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thefriendlyghost777 t1_iucq29y wrote

The random guy is your father. She just is keeping it a secret.

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ataylorgrigg t1_iucsgh0 wrote

Do you happen to look like that "random guy" and look nothing at all like your dad? He's definitely not random to your mother

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Chuckobochuck323 t1_iucsrdf wrote

Op, do you have the pics of her in that position from later that night?

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Premium333 t1_iuctiz3 wrote

Bro, he don't look all that random.... gifgifgif

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krink68 t1_iucdd4m wrote

Just one in a long line of random guys

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