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agaperion t1_jedvbuu wrote
"Listen up, teachers. It's time to begin our staff meeting. Today, we're fielding ideas for helping the kids learn to spell. Who wants to go first?"
"Okay, hear me out... I was thinking maybe it would get them really focused if we make learning feel like a matter of life and death..."
notoneforlies t1_jedvn3f wrote
“ahhh i hear you, so much life and death in fact, that they’ll kill an innocent man if they don’t do their vocabulary homework”
JosephStalinCameltoe t1_jee1cyq wrote
Does lore confirm he's innocent?
BackRowRumour t1_jee1lja wrote
I am adding it in.
Makes more sense to try and save them.
Maybe the word we need to work out might be exculpatory.
notoneforlies t1_jee1zxt wrote
ah you have a point. maybe the hangman is in fact jeffrey dahmer in which case we’ll make the hangman word “Worcestershire” and make kindergarten kids play the game.
Icy-Ad8290 t1_jeevvd6 wrote
The word should be hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Frosti-Feet t1_jef9bt2 wrote
So there was a little Jewish boy being schooled locally in the community. And he was getting terrible grades. Would never study, failed all of his tests, skipped school. The works.
In a fit of desperation his parents decided to enroll him in a Catholic school there was renowned for being super strict. They figured if those Nuns couldn’t sort him out, nobody could.
Sure enough, his first day back from school he went straight to his room and studied for hours. And this continued for weeks. After his first report card arrived his parents were thrilled to see he had all passing grades, and even an A in math which had previously been his worst subject.
So his parents went to talk to him about how his behavior had changed, and what it was about the Catholic school that their own community couldn’t provide. “Was it the strictness of the nuns?” They asked.
“No” he replied.
“Do they have a better curriculum? Is the material more engaging?” They tried again.
“No, and no” he answered.
“Well then what was it?” They asked in confusion.
“From the moment I walked in there and saw the guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t messing around!”
wurldeater t1_jeexplt wrote
lol guess
edit:(i’ll give you a hint. it’s white sheet related)
MoogProg t1_jef1xzn wrote
Wild ass guess (not a historian), but literacy tests and lynchings have a common ancestor.
BlightFantasy3467 t1_jeecjlm wrote
It's also pretty cruel, since the victim is obviously already dead by the time the head apears, we're just piecing the corpse back up on the gallows
LuvCilantro t1_jeedm7p wrote
So we're building a man, who can walk away when it's complete. Let's just put on our PR hat and rebrand it :)
drintelligent t1_jeehtom wrote
Nothing wrong with executing a corpse, shows that even in death you're not safe from justice lol
D3monVolt t1_jee9tpk wrote
It's not an execution.
It's rebuilding an executed person bit by bit
BackRowRumour t1_jee1jr6 wrote
Considering we're only ever about 6 square meals from revolution I'd say it was entirely sensible.
Jampine t1_jeetqf3 wrote
You say that, but remember, hangings used to be a public spectacle, they'd take kids to go see them, and people would be selling confectionery and other treats.
Yeah it's weird and fucked up, but that shit happened for a loooong time all across the globe.
wurldeater t1_jeexw6b wrote
that’s where the term picnic came from! 🥰💞
gestalto t1_jeftjdp wrote
The public wanting that type of spectacle never went away, it's now more prevalent than ever with more genres of horrific things for people to witness, I believe they call the focus people of the spectacles "influencers"...
there are also websites dedicated to watching people die.
rerunderwear t1_jeeghp5 wrote
The reason they’ve never updated Hangman is it’s too difficult to incrementally draw a stick-man serving a 30-year sentence.
drintelligent t1_jeei32b wrote
I'd say we've updated it from the man being drawn to a horse and dragged till he's dead
deepsea333 t1_jef7j35 wrote
Diction means vocabulary choices but spelling might be a better skill in this case.
catbamhel t1_jedxdh2 wrote
THANK YOU. I teach elementary school and one Friday, I said, "yeah.... We're never playing this game again guys... so fucked up."
Theguywhosme t1_jef001m wrote
Idk i don't think it's that serious to ban it. It's just a game after all
catbamhel t1_jeg14ad wrote
I'm a delicate flower tho.
NottACalebFan t1_jeeshfn wrote
Teachers didn't play back then.
"Hello Mrs. Johnson, I had to beat your son this morning for publicly stating that he didn't want to do his homework. No, no, I already had the switch prepared for him, it didn't take any time away from the class. Oh, and I made sure to give him an extra assignment just in case he was getting bored at home"
awfullotofocelots t1_jeetnzx wrote
It's okay to occasionally let kids expose themselves to disturbing things, especially in innocuous ways like stick figures. Depending on their age obviously. Kids are people, and we usually don't get to choose when life hands us disturbing experiences. Knowing what's out there helps you cope if it ever confronts you.
MissTakenID t1_jeevd1i wrote
I'm an aide in a 2nd grade classroom, we play Time Out Kid and I draw a kid sitting on a chair in the corner. Still not ideal, but better than explaining hangings to 7 year olds.
Story-Mouse t1_jeeyoef wrote
We recently introduced this game to our 4 year old who enjoys words and letters but then realized- it’s fucked up! How do we explain this to him?? My spouse then decided to call it “splash grandma” where we draw a dunk tank and begin drawing the body parts to grandma sitting on the dunk tank seat then finally the ball hitting the target 🎯. This is funny for us because my mother in law actually rented a dunk tank for her 60th and got splashed by the grandkids.
MatthewMMorrow t1_jef0ch6 wrote
It's not really a game since you can just make up what the word was supposed to be in order to make the guessers win or lose. Hangman is a weird game
apiso t1_jefgsd2 wrote
Diction in no way describes the process of guessing letters.
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YellowSphinx t1_jeez4ia wrote
Last time I played hangman I was in elementary school, the boy who’s turn it was didn’t understand the objective so his were just a bunch of random letters, he really wanted the stick man dead.
wurldeater t1_jeez4of wrote
it’s even more disturbing when you learn that it originally relied on keeping tally, until a version that contained the hangman imagery came out about 10 years later that the public liked way more.
apparently it was particularly popular at “white cap” parties hosted by “vigilante committees” that wore peaked white caps with masks
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Ogre60 t1_jef3c5k wrote
If you don’t already know about it, look up the history and meaning of the childhood ditty “Ring Around the Roses”. I’ve always wondered if any kid, ever, knew what they were singing about.
PlutocracyRules t1_jef3j43 wrote
If it were invented today, someone in marketing would call it "Spelling Bee - Extreme Edition".
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old_table_poker t1_jefilvk wrote
If you want to beat middle school kids that just use basic strategy, try “kayak” and thank me later. Usually takes them so many guesses.
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notoneforlies t1_jedudof wrote
i’ve actually thought about this before, who in the hell came up with this game😭