Submitted by respect-the-mask t3_125quja in Showerthoughts
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sammysnorlax t1_je5c8qu wrote
Gotta say, to me, this is one of the better ones I’ve come across on this sub
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OutrageousStrength91 t1_je5lx6p wrote
A ship with a cargo of red paint crashed into a ship with a cargo of purple paint. The crews of both ships were marooned.
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curiouscomp30 t1_je5oemd wrote
Does that make Mustard navy yellow?
Forest green is navy green?
Burn orange is navy orange?
CalvinSays t1_je5ol33 wrote
We're through the looking glass here people.
wombey12 t1_je5ps5i wrote
Purple is navy pink?
tleevz1 t1_je5q8f8 wrote
Yeah...yeah it is. I'm glad I was sitting down when I read that, wow.
ambush_boy t1_je5rkyb wrote
Does that make pink, electric red?
PomegranateIll7303 t1_je5rr97 wrote
Maybe magenta?
Aaditech01 t1_je5rv7q wrote
Charcoal is navy black
Aaditech01 t1_je5s54i wrote
No, they were navy blued
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hungryrenegade t1_je5slsz wrote
Also agree!
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freebhase t1_je5tdsf wrote
i said this the other day! and forrest green is maroon/navy green
curiouscomp30 t1_je5tkys wrote
No you gotta go into the pastels. Like pink is pastel red.
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theboygoddess t1_je5u2ll wrote
No, that would be magenta. 😉
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whalewatcher2000 t1_je5ubyz wrote
I want some of whatever OP’s smoking! These are the thoughts I’m here for 🧐
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Dark_Meme111110 t1_je5xn21 wrote
More like navy gray
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Nitrozy t1_je5yn3u wrote
Burn orange is just light marron
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TrainingAd2871 t1_je5z1zu wrote
No... they were navy red...ded?
Scarlet_poppy t1_je600ss wrote
Now someone needs to create a knockoff band called Navy Red 5
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Illustrious_Ad17 t1_je60icg wrote
curiouscomp30 t1_je610oi wrote
Standing by
IntrepidResolve3567 t1_je61hvp wrote
Lacking color red
pleasedropSSR t1_je61req wrote
Purple is Navy Violet.
Pixel-1606 t1_je61rdr wrote
We call that army green, so that tracks
HiveMynd148 t1_je627ij wrote
If I recall correctly, Navy Blue is called Navy Blue because It is similar to the colour of the deep sea.
This implies the existence of Red colored Oceans and I find it unsettling.
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ZeePirate t1_je62akp wrote
And it makes me uncomfortable how right it is
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Emergency-Pin1252 t1_je631w2 wrote
Brown is navy orange
Xralius t1_je63gjm wrote
I love red but hate maroon. Its like a bastardization that masquerades as red but has none of the good qualities of the color. Fuck you maroon.
peter13g t1_je64f67 wrote
Black is Navy Gray
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coursetkiller t1_je64rvp wrote
That’s why maroon and navy blue go so nicely together
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reverendrambo t1_je65z55 wrote
It's a navy looking glass, it seems
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PapaGatyr t1_je67t9l wrote
Never seen a proper sunset on the beach with a horizon full of pollution, have you?
Red sky, red sea. It was genuinely beautiful.
cattywompus8 t1_je67z1a wrote
Wine dark sea
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IllManneredWoolyMan t1_je6a6c8 wrote
Redemption
bl20194646 t1_je6abc8 wrote
forest green is actually called olive drab (OD) which is also know as Army green
i-eat-lots-of-food t1_je6af3z wrote
It navy seems*
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ICanDieRightNowPlz t1_je6b7xd wrote
Navy beans, navy beans, Meatloaf sandwich
SLOPPY JOES, SLOP SLOP JOES!
fatnipple t1_je6bf0h wrote
How do you feel about burgundy
Overcriticalengineer t1_je6bkur wrote
Using our navy pink colored glasses.
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rabbitkingdom t1_je6ccag wrote
Colors typically used in the military have similarities? No way! /s
So olive drab is navy green
Khaki tan is navy beige
Gunmetal is navy grey
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GeorgieWashington t1_je6cpkh wrote
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“Colonel Mustard” would imply that it’s Army Yellow.
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Army green is what you’re looking for.
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“red sky at night sailors delight” is older than the name of the color orange, so yeah Navy Orange makes sense.
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BostianALX t1_je6d0ai wrote
If we have navy blue and army green, shouldn't it be airforce red?
Far_Play_4191 t1_je6dc5o wrote
undead nightmare
maester_t t1_je6de4a wrote
All good questions. And you took this in a different direction than my mind went: There is a "Navy blue" and even a "Marine blue", but is there an Army blue? Is there an Air Force blue?
lazysheepdog716 t1_je6dgvl wrote
We need to start an official coalition to discover all the hidden navy colors.
curiouscomp30 t1_je6drke wrote
Only one of those I can answer is Air Force blue is sky blue.
junktrunk909 t1_je6dz43 wrote
Olive is navy green
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curiouscomp30 t1_je6e34q wrote
When I google olive drab, the color I’m shown is definitely not forest green.
Edit: google shows me 3 different erent colors for all 3 of those terms.
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tecvoid t1_je6euic wrote
im just going to start calling all dark versions of colors "Navy"
seems like a good conversation starter.
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lazysheepdog716 t1_je6f2f0 wrote
What about forest green? Or British racing green?
bl20194646 t1_je6ff7m wrote
yeah i guess they are all different shades, i think it would be funny if navy and army green were the dark versions of their respective colors
AtomicSquid t1_je6fprj wrote
I always thought it was because it's the color of the uniforms of people in the navy, similar to how "army green" would refer to a specific shade of green
NowAlexYT t1_je6fxfo wrote
Well based on a google search i got every shade of red and even some green, but ye some of them do look like navy red. What would be navy green? Moss?
freebhase t1_je6gzie wrote
marine corps red
janissa_free2b t1_je6hbvd wrote
Pine is. In fact all the dark colors
Green_Evening t1_je6knq6 wrote
Navy Blue is called such, not because of its darkness, but because that was the shade of blue used by the British Royal Navy uniforms. The "Navy" refers to its use by that branch of the military.
If the army used a similarly dark red, then you could argue it's "Navy Red" but instead they wore a brighter scarlet.
So I would argue that bright red is the real "Navy Red".
PomegranateIll7303 t1_je6krt9 wrote
Thank for for giving me some rational for hating it. I always hated FSU so as a kid it was fuck maroon that’s for criminoles
Aaditech01 t1_je6ltks wrote
How is charcoal gray? Thats the ash
Dark_Meme111110 t1_je6n9tf wrote
I mean, navy (color) seems to mean extremely dark, and black is the darkest possible color (000, 000, 000), so I’d guess you see my point.
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respect-the-mask OP t1_je6qu5a wrote
Get out nerd.
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Aaditech01 t1_je6r94o wrote
I guess you are right
wombey12 t1_je71276 wrote
Anemic red
MarbledMarbles t1_je73wck wrote
Black is navy white.
IntrepidResolve3567 t1_je80hsm wrote
As a healthcare worker I love this one the most loll.
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