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mroboto2016 t1_iuc3equ wrote

What do you mean? Those 40 caffeine pills a day have kept me up for 3 weeks straight.

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stupled t1_iucame9 wrote

If you take a 100, you freeze time.

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mroboto2016 t1_iucbgwi wrote

Maybe if I take more than that, I could travel back in time.

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Boatwhistle t1_iubclg3 wrote

It isn’t possible to swallow a sugar pill large enough to kill you. You wouldnt even be able to choke on it cause you wouldn’t be able to get the pill past your lips.

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Void_vix t1_iubevno wrote

Nuh uh, I choke on lots of things that go past my lips!

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Boatwhistle t1_iubezv0 wrote

Yeah and I said the sugar pill large enough to kill you via dosage would be too big to get past your lips. You couldn’t take that pill.

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Void_vix t1_iubfksy wrote

Plot twist: the pill is tubular shaped

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Boatwhistle t1_iubfyd4 wrote

Even if you manipulated that pill and had the ability to choke it down your stomach would be nearly beyond bursting and you would throw up the sugar... and that assuming you can fit it all in there to begin with.

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Void_vix t1_iubhg46 wrote

injects myself with super insulin to process sugar at supersonic speeds

I will flavor sodas with my urine

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Boatwhistle t1_iubi08u wrote

That would be dying from overdosing on multiple things, it wouldn’t be the sugar dosage on its own.

Also that would only allow your body to shove more sugar into the cells at a higher rate. It wouldn’t solve the space or digestion issues at all. Though you would be right that the shock could kill you if you really forced it.

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_imNotSusYoureSus t1_iubyxn5 wrote

maybe its lots of pills. He only said dosage, I would consider 2 15mg pills to be a 30mg dose

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sysnickm t1_iubvvjg wrote

You could take multiple smaller pills

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Not_Artifical t1_iubxt8q wrote

Dosage can be more than one pill at a time. Example: “3 pills is the dosage for your uh… hold on…” says the doctor. The doctor looks down at her notes and looks for the medical condition. She tilts her head back up and looks the patient in the eyes. The doctor continues speaking “…for your epilepsy”.

Changed issue to condition

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FizzingSlit t1_iuci67n wrote

I love the idea that if you need a higher dosage of a pill you just get a bigger pill.

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Singer-Such t1_iubc9mc wrote

I suppose if you had enough sugar pills you would choke on them...

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Not-Romit t1_iucixk8 wrote

What dosage of an MDMA pill would make me sleepy? And by sleepy I don't mean dead

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MoonFooly t1_iudxhwz wrote

I promise this subreddit is so close to r/im 14 and this is deep

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