Drake: Okay, come on guys let's do this! Brian: hey man, I don't know if this is a good idea, besides this is like a huge scientific discovery, we should, you know, maybe preserve a vampire. Drake: shut up Brian! you don't know what you're talking about, do you want me to take away your Tesla? I mean kind of, I really can't afford it. Drake: whatever, just take the camera. Brian: fine. By the way, how did she even find out about Dracula? oh, so you know that Nigerian prince that was going to get me Rich? Brian: yeah. Drake: well when I was going to that Alleyway to meet him there was other people in the alleyway, it turns out it was like a whole secret market area and one guy was selling an ancient map so you know your boy had to buy it! Brian: you don't have money though. Drake: oh I stole your money. Brian: of course you did. Drake: what!? it's not like it could help you pay to keep care of your Tesla. Brian: Jesus, man. Drake: but anyway, I followed the map into the forest and found a little bolder, moved out of the way and there is a secret stairway to Dracula's cave! Brian: what if he's just like a guy that lives in the woods, underground, like that would explain the pale skin you know? Drake: shut up! first you say "Drake those kids are just anemic, don't stab them through the heart with a stake" and now this! Brian: whatever just buy me Cheetos after this. God, I want a fucking Cheeto so bad! Drake: ooh did you get sponsored by Cheetos? Brian: what? No, I'm allowed to like stuff without it being a sponsor, man. Drake: lame. okay here's the place, let's sneak down the stairs. Brian: hey, I'm starting to feel like this is just breaking and entering. Drake: what? but we didn't break anything. I just pushed a boulder. Brian: fair enough. Oh damn, this place is fancy looking. Drake: quiet, he's right there. Okay he left for the bathroom. look he has his food out. Brian: should I start recording? Drake: yeah, yeah, hurry. WHAT'S UP GUYS!!!? Brian: whoa dude, shouldn't you be whispering? he's going to hear you. Drake: what!? this is my whispering voice. Brian: we're so fucked. Drake: anyways, WHAT'S UP GUYS!!? TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE PULLING A CRAZY PRANK WHERE WE'RE GOING TO BE PUTTING GARLIC IN THE REAL DRACULA'S AT 3:00 a.m. SUSSY AMONG US FOOD IN REAL LIFE!!! MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND BUY MY MERCH SO I CAN MAKE MONEY BECAUSE I'M ADDICTED TO BUYING MY OWN MERCH!!!! Brian you got anything to add? Brian: well I'm pretty sure the reason why people think garlic harms Dracula is because back in the day you it be used as medicine. Drake: wait? so he's just allergic to Medicine? Brian: yeah I'm pretty sure some cough syrup would have had the same effect. Drake: oh man, the garlic was more expensive than cough syrup! I didn't have to waste all your money. I mean you didn't have to waste it regardless but whatever. Drake: oh quick hide he's coming back! Dracula eats food Boo get wrecked, you just got pranked bitch! Dracula: what the!? oh my God! you really give me a heart attack! what are you doing in my- oh God, did you put Garlic in my food!? Drake: hell yeah! Dracula: why would you do that!? Drake: because you're Dracula! Drake: I haven't done anything you fool! I'm the last of my kind- oh my I'm dying! Brian: dude, I think we should call an ambulance. Drake: what!? No! I'm going to get arrested and then I'll have to make an apology video! Brian: I don't think that's going to be the worst of your problems. Drake: but then how am I going to make money to buy my own merch! Brian: I don't know man, but that isn't important! Drake: how dare you say my merch is important! Dracula: please shut up! you're talking is torture, put more garlic in my mouth and put me out of my misery, I can't stand you are talking! Brian: Jesus. Drake: okay bitch, here! Pours garlic and his mouth Dracula: gggggaaallluuuuuuuaahhhgge!!~ dies Drake: well at least we can do "Burying Dead Body Challenge" video. Besides, the guy was anti-medicine, probably an anti-vaxxer. Brian: dude I don't think that's how it works, pretty sure he's just a allergic to Medicine. Drake: well we got to get something positive out of this. Brian: so what's the moral of the story here? Drake: don't put Garlic in random people's food. Brian: yeah, I was kind of telling you that from the beginning. Drake: great we got a moral :D