Submitted by [deleted] t3_z3xtf9 in WritingPrompts
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Submitted by [deleted] t3_z3xtf9 in WritingPrompts
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The time I was most surprised by a brain fart was when I was presented a freaking "Saint - Chart" comparing the wisdom of different individuals - and came to the conclusion:
The wisest of them all is Sidious.
I was like.. wait a second.
How is a SITH LORD a Saint!?
Something's wrong, I sense it.
This is madness, have to end it!
I was feeling like a robbing bandit
in a place where trees are splendid.
Call me "Räuber Hotzenplotz"!
The most surprising thing that made me laugh out really hard?
It is whenever a hater hates and criticizes a fellow human's art.
Edit: editing complete
Thanks. Glad I could help. I remember laughing at the horrible Edelweiss wall paper at the motel where I lost my virginity, the sex was disappointing but we both got a kick out of how tacky it was.
Hahaha god damnit. Good one!
In a college history class, I failed to catch that my free MS Word clone spell check had rendered "protestants" as prostates, and Nazi Socialist Party as "Nazi Vocalist Party". The professor somehow missed that the Mexican-Vietnam war should have been Mexican American War on a test.
Edit: Sideous was smarter than Darth Plagueus the wise.. 🤣
You're killing me rn HAHAHAHA
Tell about the beautiful human race
We don't give ourselves much credit
Hell yeah!
The most beautiful thing about the human race is...
That humans tend to race from race to race.
Being a racist? Nothing cool about that.
Being a racer? Bringing light into the darkness like a tracer bullet?
Seems lovely to me.
r/benignexistence
What colour of the sky is your favourite
Like specifically
My favorite colour of the sky, you ask?
It's the same as the earth
looked upon from the very sky
you ask about.
Light blue, streaked with white.
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What’s the best thing about the current “Pay To Win” model of the world?
In order to be in a position to pay,
an individual has a role to play.
As in roleplay.
"The world is a stage [...]"
We all have gone our ways in life.
We gathered home, in our hive.
Together humanity will strive,
not going down without a fight.
In order to win, sacrifices must be made.
Cash is just a small sacrifice in order to save a life, isn't it?
It is.
edit: spelling
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What is the best thing about someone who is shy?
LeadGem354 t1_ixolb1t wrote
What was the most surprising thing someone said that made you laugh really hard?