Submitted by brianswichkow t3_106pjbi in food
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152centimetres t1_j3kuzjy wrote
you've clearly never been to a thrift store or drunk enough at a fancy dinner
brianswichkow OP t1_j3o7og2 wrote
Lol, this was exactly how we acquired it. It was a friend's garage sale where she'd invited us to come to drink with her while people bought her shit. I'd lived with her for two months between leases and always thought it was funny so it came home with me... along with skeleton hands salad tossers and other randomness.
refinedpine t1_j3i7kl6 wrote
Sus
brianswichkow OP t1_j3hzkql wrote
You don't? We can call the manager of your place and see if we can work something out for you. We're pretty good at schmoozing.
EDIT: This was a joke. We bought the sign from a friend's garage sale.
cobra_laser_face t1_j3huw1b wrote
Nice eggs.
brianswichkow OP t1_j3hze56 wrote
Thanks! u/chantleswichkow is a Master Poacher.
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freerangepops t1_j3hvr7u wrote
You have a reserved seat in your home?