Submitted by MudHut1000 t3_11at9la in funny
deputytech t1_j9tuaqb wrote
Yes, yes it does
5d100 t1_j9tv08l wrote
I had no clue! I'm glad this informative sign was here to inform me.
AsFarAsItGoes t1_j9utiez wrote
Don’t be fooled, it’s what big fire wants you to think. Fire is as real as birds. Wake up sheeple!
GANDORF57 t1_j9uus4e wrote
And so does Earth and Wind.
AsFarAsItGoes t1_j9uvv7a wrote
It’s all a big conspiracy the band started to rake in money. And it goes back to ancient times! They bribed philosophers to theorize that those were the “elements”. The entertainment industry truly is fucked up
Disastrous-Bee-1557 t1_j9u0dsp wrote
I’m imagining this as a carving in some Neolithic cave.
AsFarAsItGoes t1_j9uu4fl wrote
Neolithic cave painting;
“… anyways, as the great philosopher Ugh Bgoo Gklup once said: fire hot, not touch good, meat good, fire touch meat, meat gooder! Fire good? Fire not good? Fire exist.”
Edit: and yes, I was thinking about the SpongeBob (SpongeGar) episode
Specialist_Mouse_307 t1_j9txuwg wrote
Yes brother, it exists in us all. Praise the fire!
AsFarAsItGoes t1_j9uujg7 wrote
But who started it? Certainly not us… there should be a song about this topic.
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R3D3-1 t1_j9tzcm8 wrote
Not it doesn't. Yet.
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