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Critical-Art-9277 t1_iu9j0yh wrote

Check behind the doors that she's not there with the frying pan when you get back.

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Crispy_p_bacon t1_iu9kffd wrote

Dear Mr Coyote

We'll send you an invoice shortly

Regards

ACME corp

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onetimenative t1_iuaewxd wrote

Dear Mr Coyote Mr SUPER GENIUS

We'll send you an invoice shortly

Regards

ACME corp

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IlikeMiku t1_iu9iaaw wrote

Do you want to play fallout? Cause this is how fallout starts.

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ShariTraice t1_iu9klo7 wrote

I was just gonna say "So this is how the Fallout universe started."

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pichael288 t1_iubzihf wrote

I'm honestly surprised this exact trap hasn't been in a fallout game before, with the mini nuke and everything

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Ok-Albatross6794 t1_iu9hqgt wrote

I hope that's not too heavy. If it has a little bit of weight to it that could do some major damage if it hits the right spot in the head.

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PirbyKuckett t1_iu9oa7y wrote

The real prank is the other woman he met while she was out of town. The bomb is for a quick separation.

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Bleachsmoker t1_iu9kjqf wrote

Hopefully "out of town" is far enough away from ground zero.

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Deamgon t1_iu9kda1 wrote

Far out of town

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Lorddamericano t1_iu9iaci wrote

Probably knock her the F-out with that

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wizard0696 t1_iu9iyi0 wrote

You dropped a bomb on me, baby... 🎶🎶

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Outaw t1_iu9oz6p wrote

Ah yes a mini nuke

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AndroChromie t1_iu9jbq3 wrote

Just wait until you get home...

Don't go directly into the bathroom on arrival...just... don't.

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1975kilroy t1_iuaeq14 wrote

What went wrong in your marriage that led you to chose the nuclear option?

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GaryIWillFindYou t1_iuaf4ac wrote

I’m just glad to see “wife bad” jokes make a come back, tastefully done

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LightsoutSD t1_iuajl40 wrote

“We’re gonna get sooo busted”

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Ashehn t1_iualoji wrote

Tomorrow on Reddit:

Gonna leave my husband, while he's out of town.

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alwaystheping t1_iub8eja wrote

only good things will come from this

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thamesin t1_iubj34r wrote

A nuke and town being presented in a post and no ones relating it to CoD?

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ThatoneReditman t1_iudva0w wrote

Nuked my house (prank gone wrong)(NOT clickbait)

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Snoo63298 t1_iu9y2y8 wrote

That prank sure going to be mind blowing

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thaddeusjames80 t1_iua1w5k wrote

Probably gonna hit her boyfriend lol. Sorry, just kidding

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bufordt t1_iuce7cq wrote

Poor Jody. Just doing his job, taking care of OP's wife, and gets a concussion for his efforts.

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charliesk9unit t1_iuauh7f wrote

Is OP Pootin and the "wife" refers to Ukraine?

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szczurman83 t1_iu9qddr wrote

When your wife grew up in Hiroshima and you want to be relatable and make her feel at home.

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