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skrunchface40 t1_ixvo5qq wrote

I'll still fuck up them moon pies though.

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jschmeau t1_ixvopfp wrote

Have you tried eating them?

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think4yoself1 t1_ixvrcf9 wrote

Why eat it when you can shove your dick in it.

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FearofaRoundPlanet t1_ixvt9ie wrote

Moon Pie. What a time to be alive.

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slamdamnsplits t1_ixxbc64 wrote

https://moonpie.com/about

>It all began in 1917 when a KY coal miner asked our traveling salesman for a snack “as big as the moon.” Earl Mitchell reported back and the bakery obliged with a tasty treat aptly named MoonPie. It was filling, fit in the lunch pail and the coal miners loved it. The rest, as they say, is history.

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Phillip67549 t1_ixvt36p wrote

I'll take some fresh zingers please

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sarcastic-jack t1_ixvm649 wrote

Ah, fresh pastries which have been wrapped in plastic and sent via a truck to store every where around the USA.

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CriusofCoH t1_ixvvojx wrote

I'll cop to enjoying a solid handful of those products, but I would never sully the word "pastry" by associating snack foods like those with delectables from a pastry shop.

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Over_Turn4414 t1_ixvtjav wrote

Just as fresh next year as the last year their were packaged and shipped from the factory.

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Third-Coast-Toffee t1_ixvvm5x wrote

They are the freshest pastries in that the owner just opened the box 2 weeks ago and shoved em in. They are still 2 weeks away from expiring so git down dare and grab some and gobble those bad boys down.

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Tricyclic83 t1_ixw2dqq wrote

If you zoom in 200x it says “relatively”

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clickx3 t1_ixwu1ox wrote

That reminds me what happens when even these are too old to sell. I went to a friend's farm once and there was a small mountain of Hostess everything in the middle of a paddock. I asked what that was about and he said that he buys them by the ton when they expire and feeds them to the cattle. So even if you don't eat them, you may still be eating them.

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Wuntoothrie t1_ixxaz17 wrote

I'm also imagining unfinished bathrooms and white Styrofoam cups stacked next to a pepsi soda fountain with nothing but coke and diet coke.

... and of course, boiled peanuts in zip lock bags ... spicy and regular.

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Grande-Pinga OP t1_ixxhbcv wrote

Wow that was dead on... the only thing you missed was the subway sandwich attached to the building

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bzmed t1_ixwkqlt wrote

In 100 years, still the freshest pastries

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nickyeyez t1_ixwly0e wrote

Must be a French bakery

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rchart1010 t1_ixwqhww wrote

I mean..the sign doesn't say when they were fresh.

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biffxmas t1_ixx0vbz wrote

Imagine them all being past shelf expiration dates.

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audiofx330 t1_ixx3q43 wrote

And they'll be fresh for hundreds of years!

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xzsazsa t1_ixxd5ty wrote

Just like moms kitchen

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thethunder92 t1_ixy1qgy wrote

Those pastries will be there long after the last people are gone

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drdisney t1_ixy93io wrote

This photo has Kissimmee written all over it.

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FTwo t1_ixw7yr2 wrote

Next you will tell me that isn't really "authentic cajun flavoring" either.

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Zealousideal-Bet-950 t1_ixw8f97 wrote

Don't miss out on the Authentic Cajun Flavour while yer there...

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NathoNismoR33 t1_ixwcgyl wrote

Being from Australia we don’t see many of your products , a lot of Candy as you call it but not much more .

I haven’t eaten a moon pie in years Michael Richards as in Kramer says the above line in Problem Child ha ha oh the memories

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RIPSunnydale t1_ixx1szx wrote

ick, just looking at them I'm recalling the chemical aftertaste of these fresh pastries...

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StokedMTB t1_ixxi6lx wrote

It’s Florida. Adjust your expectations accordingly.

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MapleNord t1_ixypuuq wrote

I got my eye on that fresh MEGA MUFFIN!

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