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DefinitelyIncorrect t1_iy224lk wrote
She'll just be happy that you're going to the store so often this week.
lemongroovian t1_iy2nc6s wrote
Don't you know it. Won't buy anything on the list or ask whats needed, but will buy a tomato everyday.
joshblade t1_iy4e4vf wrote
A couple of years ago, I replaced 1 piece of my wife's nativity every day with kid's toys and took pictures to send to my friend until one day...
I hear her freaking out about it and yelling at the kids. The kids had no idea this was going on and didn't know where the pieces I had replaced had gone. My wife was convinced the kids (5/7 at the time) had been the ones to do it and was demanding they go search their rooms until they find the missing pieces. I was working upstairs and heard this going on but didn't quite process what it was about for a couple of minutes. Then I fessed up and returned the the pieces I had replaced. Turns out she was upset because the set was a gift to her from my grandmother who had passed a few years earlier (and they got along really well) and she was worried pieces had been lost or broken.
Here's the last pic I got before it was discovered.
Routine_Perception90 t1_iy5hfk5 wrote
That’s amazing. They aren’t even discreet either ! 😂
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phoeab t1_iy1ihze wrote
Oh she noticed, she’s just gotten used to your antics..
lemongroovian t1_iy2ndfn wrote
Yep. She don't think it's funny
miaaaa_banana t1_iy1jxlz wrote
Is that a hot sauce ornament below it?
FourHecks OP t1_iy1wsz2 wrote
It is indeed
PatienceandFortitude t1_iy1hyst wrote
It’s not a bad looking ornament. Maybe add an apple, banana, cucumber, etc, every week?
ltsnickerdoodle t1_iy1kpks wrote
Is it an actual tomato or a tomato ornament lol its so shiny.
Jay3000X t1_iy2nnzz wrote
It's not even December!
Poulito t1_iy24ub7 wrote
Now that you’ve got Bob positioned, time to sneak in Larry the cucumber.
Rhodog1234 t1_iy2jm3a wrote
Maybe a few radishes strung together...
HomieDaClown9 t1_iy21v2t wrote
You should increase the amount of hidden tomatoes daily
tinchek t1_iy32306 wrote
It's not even December yet FFS.
SashaWoodson t1_iy1lzr8 wrote
‘Tomato in the Christmas Tree’ sounds like a Dario Argento giallo movie.
YuunofYork t1_iy1v4xh wrote
I'm curious how you're attaching it. Superglue? How much does it weigh? I'd be worried about it falling when it ripens.
OldTranslator2818 t1_iy24f9d wrote
I like where this is going...🤣
Critical_Session482 t1_iy29j91 wrote
I have mild dyslexia so I read the title as "tornado".
There are no tornados in that tree.
I like tomatos so now I am hungry. Thanks!
red94daman t1_iy1nw9x wrote
Or the family of squirrels?
Rdwarrior66 t1_iy1stvn wrote
Is this also day 2 of no sex for you?
human_peeler t1_iy2avgi wrote
Just sex the tomato
Butterbuddha t1_iy4a3ri wrote
Welp, it’s female now!
CupMain4167 t1_iy20ntj wrote
As a wife who does the tree decorating, I need updates on this. I'm invested in this I must know how long this goes one.
Maleficent_Dot6954 t1_iy22sqe wrote
Must add lemon now.
[deleted] t1_iy247a3 wrote
By Christmas that thing gonna be liquid on the floor
Creeperseatfood t1_iy247r5 wrote
RemindMe! 2 weeks
ThaDude_v2 t1_iy2cdjq wrote
I see boredom has set in
textbookrevolution t1_iy2k16q wrote
I love this sort of thing.
Yeyosisoyo t1_iy2td77 wrote
Don't worry, she'll notice when it gets rotten
SufficientPractice51 t1_iy3dd7f wrote
Took me a minute 🤣
Eggrolling t1_iy489jm wrote
Keep updating me please
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2bMae t1_iy1mxoj wrote
She noticed it. She’s just used to placating the toddler. Path of least resistance and all.
Deep-Map-4521 t1_iy280mb wrote
Don’t be silly, toddler’s can’t reach this high on the tree
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strawbrrysundae t1_iy1pdcs wrote
It took me a minute to notice it too
Ok-Worldliness-350 t1_iy1zfka wrote
Wow lol
Physical-East-7881 t1_iy24mv7 wrote
Awesome!
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textbookrevolution t1_iy2k4vr wrote
Now I have to find something to put in my mothers Christmas tree.
onegunzo t1_iy3pqmi wrote
Now this is what we should be caring about! Please keep us updated!
RockyJayyy t1_iy3yelq wrote
You need to put it more out in the open where she will walk past it every day.
c3l77 t1_iy41nwi wrote
According to the joke.. trade it for a fuck?
RedProtoman t1_iy4ugw5 wrote
Took me a sec
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TheKiredor t1_iy5d2jj wrote
BOY! It’s not even Sinterklaas yet and you straight up wildin’ with your Christmas tree. Hide that thing before De Goede Sint gives you the roe /r/netherlands
nurupartnerhtx t1_iy5wily wrote
Nice work. Gonna steal your idea and see how long it takes to notice, as well. Always up for a good prank.
Large-Candidate-3174 t1_iy5z60c wrote
🤣That's epic
mrorangelion t1_iy3yybu wrote
What tomato?
ajk7244 t1_iy586f8 wrote
I’m on Day whatever of hoping my wife doesn’t put up a tree and decorations this year. I don’t get it. We’re atheists and don’t have kids. Makes no sense to me. So I just keep my mouth mostly shut and pour another drink.
Gustjar t1_iy5idzr wrote
It's November
lemongroovian t1_iy2n95g wrote
Why do men find this funny? How about all the crap they say they're going to do then just sit and watch youtube?
Or how about month 4 of them not cleaning the toilet when its The Only housework they've agreed to do?
FourHecks OP t1_iy5vi2m wrote
You seem lovely
lemongroovian t1_iybx40q wrote
Touchy
life_sentencer t1_iy1houi wrote
To be fair, I didn't even notice it at first either.
Slowly start adding more tomatoes and see how many you can get away with hiding.