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Mistress_Boleyn t1_iycdoyd wrote

Wouldn't it be more like a skirt at this point?

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rwrembel t1_iycnull wrote

My coworkers would say "That is a typical dad joke" 😁 And yes I think this is funny 😸

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11muml11 t1_iydfzma wrote

that snake seems genuinely sad :(

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_Kaimbe t1_iycyk7m wrote

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger,

To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for you will or John Thomas,

Hooray for you're one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, you're wife's best friend,

Your percy or your cock,

You can wrap it up in ribbions,

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.

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Mondo114 t1_iydjhkq wrote

Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

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a-snakey t1_iydv9ho wrote

sad trouser snake noises

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KingSash t1_iydimh8 wrote

Would've been a nice ride

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snoopthulhu t1_iye6uq0 wrote

Just another broken heart for Snake, where is she now...

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LowOnPaint t1_iycr2bq wrote

Comics like this are why Bill Waterson quit.

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obsertaries t1_iydmile wrote

I love Calvin and Hobbes but Watterson is a grumpy old stick in the mud.

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Callabrantus t1_iycto32 wrote

Dude's got that Big Snake Energy.

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___HeyGFY___ t1_iycu2n9 wrote

Dude reminds me of the My Pillow guy

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raj3458 t1_iycdc3a wrote

Cute pet, atleast until you're not it's food.

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felixrocket7835 t1_iydc5vn wrote

hate this stigma of pet snakes, i'm not even exaggerating when I say 99.9% of snakes aren't big enough to eat a human.

you're more likely to become dog food than snake food, also more likely to be killed by your pet dog than pet snake, as the majority of pet snakes have a bite equal to a kitten.

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raj3458 t1_iydchbs wrote

It's fucking obvious dude, you take replies on meme subreddit seriously?

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felixrocket7835 t1_iydcpml wrote

I see a lot of unironic and serious remarks like this, especially on posts related to cute snakes.

There'll be a photo of a cute corn snake, full grown, and they'll be comments like "yeah they're cute and all as a baby but wait until it grows to 30 feet and EATS you!!1111"

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SiteTall t1_iycxscv wrote

Ha, ha, ha - that's crazy and FUNNY .....

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the_GOAT_44 t1_iydzc5n wrote

That broad is way too methy looking to decline

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whitestar11 t1_iye1xub wrote

What's a trouser snake?

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shpiffeh t1_iyek2p3 wrote

It's a euphemism for penis. So the lady thought he was propositioning sex, but he actually had a snake wearing trousers who wanted to get ridden.

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NomadMiner t1_iye4nzm wrote

Is that how you think snakes wear pants?

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_forum_mod t1_iye7j1r wrote

Would a woman who is expecting sex be disappointed?

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Jbrown183 t1_iyf78d7 wrote

Trouser Snake lives to be rode. So many unwilling participators, shit hurts…

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