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hunter_2109 t1_iy9xs3z wrote

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough

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Ninja-Nikumarukun t1_iya4gex wrote

I know when a carrot is cosplaying as a squid when I see it

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ffximike t1_iyak720 wrote

This armless man has a bellybutton penis.

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[deleted] t1_iybqq91 wrote

Today's world, it goes by "they" or "them"

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lancejarvis t1_iyd4drh wrote

might identify as a parsnip...

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weedium OP t1_iydb5g9 wrote

That makes the most sense😂

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Shot_Market4305 t1_iy9t02t wrote

How dare you assume the gender of this carrot! Sarcasm, for those of you who don't understand.

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weedium OP t1_iy9t86t wrote

You are so right. I should have said it’s a they carrot.

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NikFenomeno t1_iy9t5bc wrote

Or is it a tail?

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weedium OP t1_iy9tdrf wrote

Another excellent point. The posture made me think that was the front. Hmmmm.

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JohnGraywolf t1_iydsutf wrote

This is a reposted repost

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weedium OP t1_iydy55d wrote

No it is not. My sister just brought it home from the grocery store and sent me the photo the day I posted it. She’s 66, I’m 59, we don’t post shit for points. People like you are so tiring.

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JohnGraywolf t1_iydyas2 wrote

This is the third time I've seen this I'm assuming your lying people like you piss me off and flood my home page with shit

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weedium OP t1_iydzesk wrote

I did cross post to 3 different subReddits. One thing I am not is a liar. I challenge you to a duel for questioning my honesty. When we meet we will battle.

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JohnGraywolf t1_iydzkcw wrote

I'm on vacation if your willing to fly to the dominican republic and bring two revolvers get here before December 2

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weedium OP t1_iye0gni wrote

Deal. Expect me soon. No revolvers, TSA and all. Sword fight is what I’m looking for. The NSFW kind.

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weedium OP t1_iye0t5z wrote

My sister might actually be trolling me. She assured me she snapped the photo. I will image search it before I fly to the Dominican Republic and slap swords with you.

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