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Ecobro5 t1_jdz5si4 wrote
The best response is “He who said the rhyme, did the crime.”
twerpenes t1_jdyxo2l wrote
any examples of ones that arent right all the time?
[deleted] OP t1_jdyyc6a wrote
- He who smelt it dealt it. (Not all people who complain about a problem cause the problem. You can't just assume that somebody is a murderer simply because they complain about people murdering each other.)
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away. (Throw an apple at a doctor, and he'll punch you instead of running away. Lol.)
MysticEagle52 t1_jdz1mxd wrote
I don't think #2 is meant to be taken that way lol
[deleted] OP t1_jdz1ygk wrote
If you want the figurative one, here.
Even if you eat healthy, you'll definitely need a doctor when you run into an accident.
stoneageupgrade t1_jdyy6vd wrote
"He who smelt it dealt it" though is always accurate, the only comeback is that deniers are suppliers
[deleted] OP t1_jdyyg3o wrote
What about when somebody complains about people killing one another? Can you just assume that they're a killer?
stoneageupgrade t1_jdyyu3f wrote
"He who blabbed it stabbed it"
So yes, it checks out
[deleted] OP t1_jdyyxw8 wrote
"He who said the rhyme did the crime," lol.
stoneageupgrade t1_jdyz0ub wrote
... damn that is a good counter argument
MixelKing t1_je1wyi4 wrote
A rhyme you just said, so to jail you must head
DmSurfingReddit t1_jdzo7gm wrote
There is a certain percentage of people who killed somebody and call the police to report. Because it was accidental or because of their sense of justice.
[deleted] OP t1_jdzpveh wrote
That could be the case too, but not always. As I said in the meme, “Just because they rhyme doesn’t mean they’re right all the time.”
DmSurfingReddit t1_jdzqbcn wrote
Yes, that’s why i said “percentage” and not everyone
snickerbits_ t1_je1ic2j wrote
but whoever made the rhyme did the crime
KoolioNoFoolio t1_jdyyi74 wrote
I think you just got caught farting because of it
Life_Promise_6345 t1_jdzisaz wrote
Whoever made the quip let it rip (ultimate comeback)
[deleted] OP t1_jdyywp3 wrote
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Rusty_Mojo_88 t1_jdzinq8 wrote
He who denied it, supplied it
DmSurfingReddit t1_jdznsmh wrote
Boring answers never work.
THEBECKSTAR1127 t1_je0klbj wrote
He who refuted it, tooted it
thunderliscious t1_je5ij2a wrote
One day, a talented lass or fellow, a special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from it's hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true because it rhymes.
Unfettered_Disaster t1_jdyz39s wrote
Sorry, maybe I am getting old, but these 'memes' are so bad 🙄