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135686492y4 t1_iujk7hr wrote

A more expensive condom that no one's gonna buy, I suppose

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PuddinPoptastic t1_iujk2qe wrote

Monkeys could probably open it with they monkey toes

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ozymandias_1984 t1_iujk89c wrote

Rapist: ight ima go raw

Me: no...no you can't do that!!!!!!

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djfnjxj t1_iujpg78 wrote

Rapist: ima go raw Me: starts to fuck myself

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_vzas t1_iuk44yt wrote

Huh?

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djfnjxj t1_iuk4jgu wrote

ye I phrased it like an idiot but the joke is i'm the rapist

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F9xR6-E4 t1_iujlexe wrote

Normal people: Regular condom it is.

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artoriussin t1_iujqkvw wrote

What rapist is like oh man better wrap this lol

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consideratum t1_iujzbqa wrote

Basically, now rapists have to bring friends with them
More men more fun?

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HomeboySimpoo t1_iujw1rz wrote

But why? The point of opening a condom is that both partners are consenting

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a_bad_Idea09 t1_iujqfo8 wrote

ben 10 was a goated show

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Gold930 t1_iuk0j7s wrote

Depends on which Ben 10. Older ones where better because they weren’t as restricted on jokes and references

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wtf_femboys_exist t1_iujoeki wrote

What if two dudes wanna rape one woman just open two consent condoms.

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wtf_femboys_exist t1_iujog48 wrote

I'm not saying to do it I'm just saying it doesn't mean as much as people think

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AdWeird2329 t1_iujrzhg wrote

Remember, if you’re planning on raping a woman, bring a friend with you.

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Roblos_Player_69 t1_iuk85iu wrote

They forgot about knives, scissors, and anything else sharp enough to pierce anything stronger than paper.

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that1_apple t1_iujpe6l wrote

Y’all realize this is for couples right?

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Iamthelaw744 t1_iuk2c10 wrote

Or that four one armed people need to meet up to have safe sex

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IButtchugLSD t1_iuk3q6x wrote

If rapists were inclined to use a rubber I'd assume theyd just be rocking those free ones from the health clinic.

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Looinrims t1_iukc1h9 wrote

Because no one could possibly break it open

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realgoldxd t1_iujxrqe wrote

What is stopping the rapist from just ripping the box

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Gold930 t1_iuk0apm wrote

It’s hammer time

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