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MetalFistTerrorist_ t1_iydsy74 wrote

Mine talk shit about me lmao

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jesseberdinka OP t1_iydt4oh wrote

I'm a dad. Not your dad, but I still believe in you! Go do one great small thing today.

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Ogurasyn t1_iydxk9t wrote

Can't relate. My mum calls me dumb and lazy over calls with relatives

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jesseberdinka OP t1_iydxrfj wrote

I'm calling your mom right now to tell her how delightful and valued you are! Go glow.

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Ogurasyn t1_iydxwif wrote

OP, you made me scared😳 Don't call my mum

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jesseberdinka OP t1_iydy4tr wrote

You realize that I'm speaking of your mum metaphorically right?

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haha_memur87 t1_iye2jlp wrote

You see that's why cats won the cats vs dogs quiz because they are really cute very very cute

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lethalslaugter t1_iyebsl3 wrote

Same thing happened when my parents were on call with a school I had been expelled from two years before.

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jesseberdinka OP t1_iyecm48 wrote

Make you feel good?

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lethalslaugter t1_iyecs6d wrote

Yes and no. They said nice things but I didn’t get accepted the fuckers had a vendetta against me

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DoctorJordi_ t1_iyehb0a wrote

You are f*cking cute ain’t gonna lie.

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KokuRochu t1_iyfcbd6 wrote

Mom to me: "You play videogames all day"

Mom to relatives: "He just plays videogames all day"

Honesty and consistency. Love ya mum.

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MofTarken t1_iyednow wrote

I once hear my step mom trying to convince my dad to kick me out because her daughter head "contributed more than any of his children" my step sister is 17 years older than me and at the time I wasn't able to work do to restrictions put on me by my mom. I've never heard good things about myself from my parents unless they knew I was around.

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JksonBlkson t1_iyekksg wrote

my parents actually talk crap about me to the rest of my family then yell at me for listening to their private conversation

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UsernaimWuzTaknByU t1_iyf0lyd wrote

OP really bein wholesome af in this post giving internet hugs.

Wasn’t expecting that, u/jesseberdinka is the best of all of us.

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RexIsAMiiCostume t1_iyekas0 wrote

Meanwhile I get to hear my dad yelling at my mom about how disappointing and burdensome I am 🙃

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CredibleHumor t1_iyf4y7m wrote

And then you wake up from your dream

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theocelotslayuh t1_iyf5hms wrote

And then when the guests leave they go back to beating you.

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