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dbbost t1_j2esl07 wrote

You'll never convince me that's not the turtle man in drag

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rocksfly t1_j2f9n3h wrote

He was probably on his way to story time.

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OneSidedDice t1_j2fj7tp wrote

From back in the day when he and J. Edgar Hoover were hot on the cross-dressing speakeasy scene

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Protean_Protein t1_j2fxldz wrote

“Put a hat on a turtle” does not mean what I thought it meant.

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meathead t1_j2enfa7 wrote

No way, this woman has a chin

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blueprint0411 t1_j2en8ck wrote

Looks like? Pretty sure thats the turtle himself

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Onetap1 t1_j2ewqm7 wrote

Or are you a stranger without even a name,

imprisoned forever behind a glass pane.

In an old photograph, torn, tattered and stained

And fading to yellow in a brown leather frame

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elons-teeny-weeny t1_j2eqngx wrote

She’s his exact twin but somehow still not nearly as stomach turningly fugly

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revnto7k t1_j2ezrh2 wrote

I laughed way too hard at this..

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panda-sec t1_j2fdsz7 wrote

She's also good at blocking progress

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chrisslooter t1_j2f83in wrote

Moscow Mitch has a flabbier chin than this lady.

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sussistar t1_j2f8w66 wrote

Mitch’s ancestor Michelle McConnell

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talkintater t1_j2fhrm6 wrote

Not so. She has life behind her eyes.

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AleeeeshaB t1_j2fi4qh wrote

She has a better neck

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bcb77 t1_j2fr2d4 wrote

I think she looks more like Ben Stein.

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MtCO87 t1_j2ep4c0 wrote

Nah that’s him, remember their all clones now and live forever lol

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furryfrog02 t1_j2foqvt wrote

Turtles live a very long time.

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IhoujinDesu t1_j2fozcd wrote

Marty! We must go back to fix the timeline!

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xaclewtunu t1_j2fpv0b wrote

McConnell is more feminine looking.

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tmdblya t1_j2fvc7v wrote

Who’d a thunk it. A gender bending time traveler.

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RabidOtters t1_j2fvlj5 wrote

You can't prove it's not.

Think about it

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