They only come down when its hammer time

No good can come of this

Check your surroundings for a coyote hiding and waiting

It's the Amish version of a pair of shoes hanging from a power line.

TIL how hammers are grown

Someone made a bear bag

Someone was clearly hammered

I’d be willing to bet that the backstory to this involves a couple of teenage boys and some stitches.

Source: my own misspent youth