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nemo1080 t1_j29tv3r wrote

The fucking Pythagorean theorem

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Renomont t1_j29wtv6 wrote

and I told my teacher I wouldn't need to use it.

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nemo1080 t1_j2a3us0 wrote

Can you imagine trying to tell Pythagoras that 1500 years in the future there's going to be a self-propelled metal wagon that runs on liquid dinosaur, and inside is his math work on the deck of a compartment that's used mainly to hold chew and Bush light?

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Equoniz t1_j2bgyio wrote

He would be extremely confused, as the first dinosaur bone was discovered over 2000 years after he died (he died about 2500 years ago).

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IrocDewclaw t1_j2dclhm wrote

Technically incorrect, it was 2000 yrs later when someone said hey, this could be an old animal, and not Dragons, Griffins, cyclops or unicorns.

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flickeraffect t1_j2e8e45 wrote

If I recall all the Pythagoras I read he would say something like...FUCK YEAH!!!

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nemo1080 t1_j2emzov wrote

Him and diagonies pretty much famous for partying

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RGeronimoH t1_j29w4dy wrote

I’m firing the contractor if I see him go out to his truck to reference the armrest before framing my roof.

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tibearius1123 t1_j29vpbw wrote

Get that smart intern over here. We want to add some smart stuff to this truck.

The intern:

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Vile_Bile_Vixen t1_j2abase wrote

Ironic, as the people who drive RAMs cannot read.

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Kamikaze_AZ22 OP t1_j2c8r5c wrote

I just wanna know like how I'm supposed to use it since it doesn't fold all the way back and you can't use it when it's down

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AdWeird732 t1_j2cu2tp wrote

I can see Tesla doing something dumb like this.

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altonbrownie t1_j2cxsws wrote

And like the 16.9 ton towing capacity, 99.8% of the time it will not be utilized.

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Sumbeatch t1_j2d7fm6 wrote

Maybe Stellantis (FCA, Fiat, Cerberus, Daimler-Benz, Chrysler…or whatever they are these days) should share that fancy information with their engineering department to use so the shit doesn’t fall apart or rust-out!

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SapphirePrime t1_j2d8yx1 wrote

At first, I thought it was hieroglyphics

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JD3671 t1_j2do4ew wrote

This is the problem with new product managers. Moronic idea that somehow made it to production. This is the effect of giving everyone a voice…

If I ever move out of my parents house AND i buy a car AND it’s a pick up truck AND I drive it somewhere, I may want to do some angle calculations while sitting inside of my center console. Sadly, I left my iPad at home so I’d have to look for a alternative. And here it is people….

Why did we have to hire him/her?

Ja-ja-ja-jackoff!!!!!

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Cuemaster t1_j2bxvx7 wrote

I hope the also have 'you're" and "your" to help people out.

Also "ask" and "aks"

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MyVoiceIsElevating t1_j2c6yuu wrote

Ram owners still wouldn’t comprehend the difference. If they could tell correct from incorrect they wouldn’t have the Ram in the first place; they’d own a <insert any non-Chrysler brand>.

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Zlifbar t1_j2cn1qk wrote

ROFLOL...like 99% of Ram drivers even know what this stuff is for!

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wadewad t1_j2cuflg wrote

The Voyager Plastic Record

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RealisticSoul t1_j2ac6m4 wrote

A truck for construction dummies. This is all common knowledge in the construction trade. If a contractor has to refer to that, he should be fired on the spot. Nice fail Dodge.

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MasterMedic1 t1_j2agpqi wrote

https://www.reddit.com/r/gatekeeping/ 'making things more accessible and useful? How dare they! If I had it hard, it should be hard for everyone!'

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RealisticSoul t1_j2b5fzb wrote

LMAO,. You're one of the construction dummies! Lol, do the rest of us a favor and go back to flipping burgers. You're easily triggered, I like that. And your assumption is as false as you are. Construction was never hard for me. Nice try sweetheart, LMFAO

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InstantBuffoonery t1_j2bbd1l wrote

It literally says it’s a Ram in the title and you call it a Dodge. Dudes illiterate

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RealisticSoul t1_j2bdp4b wrote

It's basically the same thing. Geeze you people never cease to amaze me.

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