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andersonfmly t1_j63xcxb wrote

The ADA would have a field day with this…

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Lurk1993 t1_j63xn2u wrote

Thats just too much work to use the toilet.

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Pooppourriiee t1_j63y99l wrote

Imagine being drunk and rushing to puke and you trip on the steps shitting your pants

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LT-monkeybrain01 t1_j63zt7y wrote

you see, the placement of the sink is all wrong.

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how are you supposed to recieve guests or listen to your subjects? there isn't enough room!

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cigarandcreamsoda t1_j63zz69 wrote

The elevation is to help prevent assassins and raiders from approaching.

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Lemur_H t1_j640vw3 wrote

Super cool design for when the toilet decides to work in reverse.

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12LA12 t1_j641uoj wrote

That's cool until you wipe with that very cheap toilet paper on the wall. I would be using memory foam to wipe if I had a toilet like this.

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Qwipper t1_j6427av wrote

Makes it easier to rain over your kingdom.

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snapsetneck t1_j645fk5 wrote

GlaDOS lost her job and now works as a hand dryer.

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dx-e t1_j648ih7 wrote

All must bowel before me...

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beeboopPumpkin t1_j64a3v4 wrote

We had a toilet like this in our shitty basement apartment in college. Ours was obviously much less stylish, but it was because the pipes were not in the floor (basement remodel in an existing building) so they needed to create space beneath for the toilet to drain. Our shower was raised up like this as well.

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beeboopPumpkin t1_j64b6qi wrote

Replying to GillianOMalley (#1,531,024)

Wow, yeah I bet it was expensive. I always felt like I was going to slip and break a hip getting out of the shower, but the toilet was kind of fun on the throne. I’m tall, though, so I could definitely see it being worth it to spend the extra money. I had to be careful standing up so I wouldn’t bonk my head… and the times I was hungover sick, it wasn’t fun needing to climb to the toilet to barf.

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TheBioethicist87 t1_j64btpb wrote

That looks great until your pants are around your knees as you walk into the bathroom because your ass is declaring war.

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OlArtorias t1_j64eb2c wrote

Whoso consumeth this meal from this restaurant, shall sit upon the porcelain throne.

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Dull-Fisherman-9371 t1_j64jvq9 wrote

When you flush that wall turns you 180 degrees into a hidden speakeasy called the Bowel Room

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puppy_breath_tattoos t1_j64ktho wrote

Elevated toilets are such a terrible idea! You're just spraying the entire room with fecal particles 😭

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cyanidelemonade t1_j64lg23 wrote

The soap and towel dispensers are elevated and like 2 steps away from the sink....that's the true crime here

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j_frenetic t1_j64q321 wrote

king in the castle, king in the castle

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YMCMBCA t1_j64saj4 wrote

there's layers to this shit

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Xanthus179 t1_j64v6e0 wrote

Looks cool but not something I want to use at 3 in the morning when I’m stumbling around in the dark.

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WadeTurtle t1_j65459h wrote

You come at the king, you'd best bring air-freshener.

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Thendofreason t1_j654qej wrote

So when you get attacked while you shit, at least you will still have the high ground.

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PooPooDooDoo t1_j6568ni wrote

I want to sit on that and have one of those super loud farts that reverberates off of the walls before dropout a massive king-like deuce.

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SomeMothsFlyingAbout t1_j656vss wrote

The multiple levels, with the black tile floor, on a seemingly windowless room...it does not seem particularly practical , or safe.

and theres no squatty potty, or equivalent, in sight . Not even a stool to aid using this 🚽.

There may be a bidet 💦, but the resolution and angle of the picture is such that i cannot tell. A bidet would be useful, and could improve experience of space, to an extent.

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qwerbana t1_j65725l wrote

I once looked at an appartment that had a similiar throne. But there was also carpet everywhere.

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RogerRabbit1234 t1_j65bt9y wrote

This is almost definitely because with the toilet on the floor there isn’t enough drop in the waste line to get to the sewer main. I did something similar in a basement, where there wasn’t enough vertical drop from the toilet to the septic tank.

I only raised my toilet 4”, though, not 4’.

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Fark_ID t1_j65fyt4 wrote

CBGB really has changed.

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MinniesWorld t1_j65hrie wrote

Apparently, disabled accessibility is not something they’re worried about

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scrapfactor t1_j65mj40 wrote

I would so stub my toe on that wall next to the first step.

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MDM0724 t1_j65nmg7 wrote

“Your politics bore me”

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Upstairs-Opinion-745 t1_j65r4r6 wrote

This picture gets worse the more I stare at it:

• sink blocks part of stairs (which is no thanks to the wall)

• the area up the stairs is unevee

• the TP dispenser’s position, both horizontally and vertically, because you’ll need to grab it before you sit

• the paper towel dispenser is higher on the wall than the soap dispenser

• the walls have the same pattern, but are in different colors

• whatever is in the left-hand corner

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funky_grandma t1_j65xluq wrote

I've seen this done in a few houses. Somebody has the idea to add a toilet somewhere. The contractor says "yeah, you can put a toilet here. You'll just have to jackhammer a trench into the foundation so the poop can get out, it'll cost a lot of money" so the homeowner says "is there any way to add a toilet without destroying the foundation of the house?" And the answer is "sure, you can just put your toilet up on a big platform like a crazy person"

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theveryrealreal t1_j65zb4i wrote

Replying to lordbaronstein (#1,529,620)

That's the best because it allows you a moment to exert extreme power no matter who you are. If you are sitting on that and someone else enters the room they are instantly your submissive. Everyone deserves 10 minutes of this

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funky_grandma t1_j660t2c wrote

Replying to theveryrealreal (#1,539,670)

oh totally! these guys really pulled it off. other times I have seen this it has been a goofy-looking stage thingy in the middle of an otherwise normal-looking bathroom. If you base the whole look of a bathroom around the platform, it can look very cool

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WalrusByte t1_j669u3k wrote

It's even got a backboard, nice! Time to go for the slam dunk!

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msnmck t1_j66e4iv wrote

If I have to climb stairs to reach the toilet I'mma just shit in the sink. /s

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NZNzven t1_j66e7s4 wrote

Imagine really having to sit on the throne and you've got to walk all that way and up stairs.

No thanks.

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Xeon713 t1_j66id9k wrote

Seems like a luxurious place to poop.

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