Submitted by hernannadal t3_yeuejs in news
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Miaoxin t1_iu0lhxz wrote
> It's a rocket.
That actually answers the first and only question I had after reading the headline.
KJBenson t1_iu3maku wrote
But what about the clicks my dude!
Why, if the title gave away the story they might have to actually pay a journalist to write compelling information about this story!
ComebackShane t1_iu9vxpm wrote
Aww I was hoping for something like a t-shirt cannon
pkpearson t1_iu1svne wrote
> It's a rocket.
It's not a rocket, it's a piece of paper. It's a contract for the development of a prototype of a rocket. And yet this piece of paper is the basis for President Fernandez's boast, “We are proud to be one of the ten countries in the world with the capacity to put satellites into orbit." Note the present tense. Note the plural. Remember the proverb about counting your chickens before they've hatched.
Steelplate7 t1_iu3mpso wrote
I was thinking large slingshot.
TenderfootGungi t1_iu4ahld wrote
Thanks. I skimmed the article and, after a thousand words of nothing, it only gives model numbers. It only eludes to what they are.
pkpearson t1_iu0ic0j wrote
The article is meticulous in naming every public official anywhere near the celebration, and generous in spending vast space quoting the glowing rhetoric of many speeches, but I can't discern any concrete accomplishment like actually launching a rocket or putting a satellite into orbit.
hernannadal OP t1_iu0nmxf wrote
You are right
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FreeSun1963 t1_iu1qc2c wrote
Maybe it runs on cocaine to get you higher than ever
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myOpinion23 t1_iu2wfip wrote
So thats where the retired Natzi’s scientist Argentinian love children went.
FlightAble2654 t1_iu383sb wrote
Like what a sling shot?
_MrBalls_ t1_iu6a9my wrote
Maybe some sort of space trebuchet?
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cremaster_shake t1_iu0at2a wrote
It's a rocket. They're reporting that they have a new improved rocket that can lift satellites to orbit.
Which is an impressive sort of thing, but the article wants to be vague about it for awhile, as if you're gonna think they've come up with an electromagnetic catapult or something. It's a rocket. If it works, that's potentially terrific.