Orange__Moon t1_j1t7xgz wrote
Make a deal with it. Ask it not to eat you or anyone or cats you care about. Tell it you'll bring it food. Either pervs from bars or dating sites or get it some real evildoers, the ones that think they are good. Bet they're the tastiest. Like prolifers or maybe door to door evangelicals.
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