Submitted by TheAngryBlackGuy t3_119noyo in nottheonion
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NotReallyFamous5 t1_j9n5aal wrote
Fixing the country’s biggest problems I see
Djinn42 t1_j9n73tz wrote
Eh, I wouldn't allow ANYone I liked to stick their head out the window.
msgnyc t1_j9ne615 wrote
I've seen too many dogs jump out of a moving cars window to ever let my dog do this.
TossPowerTrap t1_j9nf2qs wrote
I think that's the greatest safety risk to the doggos. But can you imagine have a dog's sense of smell and having the wind blast through your nostrils at 45 mph? What a rush.
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JejuneEsculenta t1_j9n7s1a wrote
Uh-oh. Star goan be goin' after some Florida politicians....
zubaz69 t1_j9nv8d1 wrote
An issue much on voters minds
KaisarDragon t1_j9ndfpe wrote
People riding in the back of trucks is illegal in most places, too.
Good luck trying to stop it. Dog wants, dog receives.
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DickweedMcGee t1_j9n89hs wrote
How about this: Defund the the fuckin lawmakers! 85% of people are generally happy with the state of their lives. So why in the hell are we electing jackasses that wanna overturn every law, scorched earth, arachy, rabble rabble!?! Just leave shit alone dickheads, its fine as it. We should be electing lawmakers running platforms of milquetoast apathy, wtf...
HDSpiele t1_j9nm3vn wrote
The reason why we pay them so much is that is harder to bribe them who is easier to bribe an avrage Joe or a millionaire. With that you filter out the smaller group that would want to bribe their poletician and only leave massive lobbys.
donkeylipsh t1_j9p44dy wrote
The millionaire is easier to bribe. Every. Fucking. Time.
Study after study has proven that the poorest among us are the most likely to pass up personal reward to help those around them. And the richest among us, are the most likely to choose personal rewards at the expense of others.
And let's not even get into the problem that comes with limiting our pool of political candidates to millionaires. It's almost as if you end up with a system that completely favors millionaires.
DickweedMcGee t1_j9r0891 wrote
We all fall into the trap from time to time where we think a succcessfull businessman would make a good politician. They're good with money, makes sense right? Wrong. You need a stronger sense of duty, responsibility to the public and ethics. Thats not the focus of a for-profit company, by its nature. Thats why military officers actually make good politicians. And we've gotten away from that for some reason. And don't discount career politicians. They're still sxuzzy, but they have better instincts about maintaining govt service. It seems like all the schmucks that are trying to transition into govt from private industry feel like they need t make 'big waves' and fuck around with laws and upend everything to make up for their lack of experience and accomplishments.
HDSpiele t1_j9r0umx wrote
A ceo also needs to have the same incorruptible nature as what prevents a rival company from paying a ceo millions of dollars to steer their company into the ground so that the rival company looses competition. The only reason why ceos do not accept bribes is because they are payed so darn well.
rip1980 t1_j9n52v9 wrote
OK, only if we get a rider on the bill that politicians have to pull their head out of their a$$.