Submitted by nimobo t3_10rtyhb in nottheonion
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Infamous-Werewolf196 t1_j6xlcdq wrote
They have to let them in though, didn't want to lose tax free status
weallfalldown310 t1_j728mp0 wrote
Also they were building a Temple in Brazil and had given the priesthood to white passing people. Didn’t realize they had black ancestors, and realized how empty the temple would be with only white without black ancestry. Lol. They are such horrible capitalist hypocrites.
mamawantsallama t1_j6xt29k wrote
There are levels in their afterlife and non-white folks can only achieve the lower levels. This sounds like a bug voting for raid.
ChanThe4th t1_j6xwsmt wrote
Ahahaha I'm so thankful I get to witness how stupid people are, thank you reddit.
mamawantsallama t1_j6xyafe wrote
Me?
ChanThe4th t1_j6xyv9m wrote
No him for signing up
mamawantsallama t1_j6y2b7p wrote
Ok, ya....thats what I thought but, you know....Reddit.
Soggy_Midnight980 t1_j6ybogh wrote
The Mormons will welcome anyone for only 10% of their income.
Also, Mormonism is about the dumbest religion you can find. Just complete bullshit.
Chikitiki67 t1_j6z6vux wrote
Scientology might want a work about that.
Soggy_Midnight980 t1_j6z8qsb wrote
Yeah, there’s some pretty stiff competition for dumbest religion.
DocHendrix t1_j7khxhg wrote
Bro at least pick a religion that doesn't hate black people. I think that's why most rappers go Muslim anyway
gheebutersnaps87 t1_j6ye6ms wrote
Didn’t the mormons start as basically a militant terrorist org, like the danites and shit
Chard069 t1_j70hqzs wrote
Joe Smith, formerly convicted of fraud, 'found' the Tablets of Moroni somewhere or other -- maybe in Latin America, but more likely in his own stateside studio. Via careful 'translation', Smith revealed sacred stuff to the world. I once resided near his base of operations. Strange place, Palmyra NY. Follow the tornado damage there for a hint of how divine powers reacted to Smith's efforts.
No, I doubt Joe Smith founded LDS for revolutionary terrorism -- more for just power and sex. That worked till he was lynched. Sad. 8-)
gheebutersnaps87 t1_j70q7lx wrote
wolverinehunter002 t1_j720o09 wrote
You misspelled cia :p
herewego199209 t1_j6xksbk wrote
Mormonism was built by a white supremacists and they vehemently hate black people.