Submitted by pandaKrusher t3_126xf9n in nottheonion
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DeaDGoDXIV t1_jebjakl wrote
"Why are you 7/8?"
"All the whole numbers were taken."
7loUge t1_jeborca wrote
Everyone playing moves to 3 digit numbers. Coaches can keep their numbers and batboys get them also. Distinguished hot dog vendors can also apply for a number.
yhwhx t1_jebluo5 wrote
I was thinking emojis.
Chard069 t1_jecwk3c wrote
Emojis for managers and coaches only. Those frowns are indicative, hey?
Chard069 t1_jecw9vk wrote
Shift to hexadecimal notation. Then the 255th player is #FF aka Flying Fockhead. Appropriate, hey? And somebody gets to be #4F, or #BC, or anything humorous. 8-)
rectumrooter107 t1_jee94s8 wrote
Why don't they just buy more numbers?
2parthuman t1_jebe7n6 wrote
Should the start using letters after the numbers or go with decimals or fractions?