Submitted by TheUtopianCat t3_yxsu5f in nottheonion
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kevinds t1_iwqgnn3 wrote
>that had been shared without a participant’s consent
It is really simple, next time she needs to get written consent from the universe to publically share the images and videos she takes of it.
bad10th t1_iwrbj1l wrote
Her stripper name is Meteor?
tenuto40 t1_iws4444 wrote
His name was Meatier.
They spelt it how they heard it.
SomebodyInNevada t1_iws4z64 wrote
Well, it was really hot!
And it was penetrating a woman--namely, mother Earth.
nunziavaer543210 t1_iwti95j wrote
penatrating gaia.
SomebodyInNevada t1_iwvaf68 wrote
But "Gaia" doesn't strike me as quite so inherently female as "mother Earth".
coyote-1 t1_iwt4k99 wrote
Doesn’t much matter right now with Twitter seemingly shutting down.
Musk came at this trying to stomp out evil librul woke cancel culture. He is instead stumbling into possibly demolishing the new robber baron era, and perhaps even doing major damage to capitalism itself.
MILFBucket t1_iwxmyoj wrote
Dat asteroid
SloppySwan t1_ix073fq wrote
The algorithm was horny
Channel5exclusive t1_iwqnmuo wrote
Was it taking a meteor shower?