Submitted by XXmynameisNeganXX t3_10h6anv in nottheonion
kempff t1_j56xkqf wrote
I guarantee the “victim” did it to himself. The prior dispute, the lack of franchise video evidence, the lengthy delay between bringing the food home and eating it, the prompt vomiting inconsistent with ingestion of modern rat poisons but perfectly consistent with traditional misconceptions about rat poison’s immediate effects, the “victim” refusing to cooperate with police…
Search the guy’s basement and you’ll find an open box of rat poison identical to what was found in the food.
callmehibi t1_j5bqw8h wrote
I'm not disagreeing with you but....as a Denver native...this story surprised none of us and if he did himself then in a few months a worker at a different location will donsomething to a customer that isnjust as crazy and stupid. Either way...this is the wild wild super fucking wild west.
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