Submitted by TheBlairwitchy t3_10ha9xv in nottheonion
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GetlostMaps t1_j57tlqu wrote
I'm bowled over by this comment. I understand it was a fin-ancial crime..
Zenmedic t1_j57vy00 wrote
Glad it ended well, would hate to see his credit score tank.
LightBluePen t1_j59tp5d wrote
This story had me hooked from its headline.
_dead_and_broken t1_j5a3zhp wrote
Y'all aren't going to bait me into joining this comment chain.
Vidla t1_j5acvvd wrote
You’ll be alright, if you tackle it from a different angle.
jordantask t1_j5b51nq wrote
Eh I dunno. Whole thing seems a little fishy to me.
WanderingJellyBean t1_j59oy7f wrote
Or he was really gill-able
SweRakii t1_j595ltm wrote
God damn it
MolassesFragrant342 t1_j5a1z7a wrote
I thought it might be bait and fish, but that was a red herring
niobiumnnul t1_j57ku6q wrote
> They also exposed his credit card information to everyone watching.
Bad fish.
Thomas_JCG t1_j57y29e wrote
This is legitimately one of the funniest stories I seen this year.
chickennoobiesoup t1_j58se5u wrote
*finniest
sneaky_squirrel t1_j5atdyg wrote
My gills!
TheOddEyes t1_j5b97q9 wrote
Well we’re only 20 years into the year but I agree
literallylateral t1_j5czljs wrote
hits bong fuck man this year has already been like 20 years long
things_inspire_me t1_j5bitpl wrote
I agree
Rocketlucco t1_j57r6z7 wrote
I really like the fish named itself Rowaway.
Polymersion t1_j5ao1im wrote
More like Rowawa¥ (with a monetary symbol), which is far funnier to me given the "heist" angle
Winterteal t1_j5a5x2g wrote
That is indeed the best part of this story!
Stealthy_Facka t1_j59nmam wrote
The craziest part about the whole story to me is Nintendo granting the refund
UpDownCharmed t1_j59qo2m wrote
It's Japan, they have seen weirder
KeaboUltra t1_j5i6sga wrote
I remember my mom had nintendo refund a digital DSi purchase after I bought a game without her permission. they refunded her but in turn, my console/account was completely barred from using any credit card. Years later I called them back to try to undo it because I still use the account to this day. I had to explain the reasoning but thankfully was able to undo it.
HellYeaTriangles t1_j57bnci wrote
if Nemo released in 2023 he would have escaped by bankrupting the dentist it seems
voretaq7 t1_j592muz wrote
This is exactly the sort of thing my fish would have done.
EvansAlf t1_j5969j6 wrote
Gives a whole new meaning to phishing.
OlyScott t1_j5a24vb wrote
The fish cost him 500 yen, which is $3.86 American. I wouldn't have bothered to ask for a refund.
GreenGreasyGreasels t1_j5adx3i wrote
It's about more drama content for the stream rather than getting money back.
Chariots487 t1_j57h85a wrote
This is what happens when Yoshi is allowed to influence the youth.
SuperKrusher t1_j59lgjd wrote
Not great at Pokemon, but very adept at credit theft and trolling.
SqueakSquawk4 t1_j59m2d1 wrote
I'd say it's rather good at Pokemon. I mean, it's the only fish I know that completed a pokemon game!
Drjeco t1_j5a4gyz wrote
Adept?
SuperKrusher t1_j5a66f1 wrote
Autocorrect is really annoying sometime lol. Thanks
AgentOfASignal t1_j5a50bg wrote
> In a freak series of seemingly random events
Emphasis on "seemingly". I think the fish is being let off too easily here.
Polymersion t1_j5aux35 wrote
They named themselves ROWAWA¥, money symbolism and all.
Just wait for the new album where they talk really fast (by fish standards) about how they pulled it off and don't feel sorry about it, and maybe something about guns and women.
Unperfectblue t1_j5an7qy wrote
This the next Micheal Reeves video
Forest_of_Cheem t1_j5az63p wrote
Klaus?
betillsatan t1_j57n5mh wrote
guess I know what we're having for dinner.
PsychoPenisRemover t1_j59zzky wrote
Must have been Klaus wanting to dress his body.
JuuzoLenz t1_j5aa92p wrote
How???
That_guy1425 t1_j5af2g7 wrote
Its that guy who set up a motion capture on his fish bowl to play pokemon games, he did it previously for pokemon sapphire. While doing the new violet, the game crashed to the switch home page while still accepting inputs and the fish managed to open the Eshop and buy something
JuuzoLenz t1_j5akkcz wrote
🤣
things_inspire_me t1_j5bifcu wrote
I didn't know fish could do this, is there anything else we don't know? 🤨😂
KeaboUltra t1_j5i6es1 wrote
Cheep Cheep, bitch
wildefire776 t1_j5b5xm6 wrote
Wow he really got him by the gills didn't he ?
ChuckFina74 t1_j5ce8ow wrote
bloop bloop Do you have any games on your phone bloop
-Redstoneboi- t1_j5jn9q2 wrote
Fish moment
emeraldrose484 t1_j59z64z wrote
So do you not get a notification to email or something when a purchase is made on Switch?
Or is this fish just really that crafty?
SherifGames t1_j5a36t8 wrote
you could just read the article
frygdxhmnb688 t1_j5a9ccr wrote
The article wouldn’t answer that question
Zenatun t1_j5b5cqy wrote
The article did in fact answer the question. There are screenshots of the email showing the confirmation.
frygdxhmnb688 t1_j5bn5r9 wrote
I didn’t see any of that written in the article. I did see it on the YouTube video attached.
Cringe_Meister_ t1_j57s5mz wrote
U smell what's The Rock cooking? that's right it's a fish cake😤😎
jellin55 t1_j59dbby wrote
Wut
Cringe_Meister_ t1_j5a0ymm wrote
Joe mama
sexybimbogf t1_j5amr43 wrote
coincidentally, I had sex with yours.
Cringe_Meister_ t1_j5anp6x wrote
Oh ur dat guy who promised to buy me milk.Where my paycheck at bruv???
sexybimbogf t1_j5bv2v1 wrote
can you stop being Br*tish pls
Hi_Im_Dadbot t1_j57ea26 wrote
So it was a … fishing scam.