Submitted by everlovingkindness t3_10hf75f in nottheonion
Comments
Kevin_Jim t1_j5953ab wrote
Don’t forget a traitor, too.
AmVpooperNow t1_j5ckkqw wrote
It’s well known Republicans foam at Planned Parenthood getting funding.
HarryHacker42 t1_j5dqb9d wrote
They provide legal medical services and get the same pay for them others get. It would be illegal to discriminate.
squidvalley t1_j5h5v09 wrote
Oh yeah laws will stop them
HarryHacker42 t1_j5hg2mh wrote
They have in the past. But with the past, we had a Supreme Court that followed laws and didn't just make up garbage to justify the shameworthy positions they force upon us.
brnjenkn t1_j58564k wrote
May she rot in hell.
Significant_Radish86 t1_j5882pv wrote
Sooner the better.
menlindorn t1_j58ekx2 wrote
Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive.
Grinagh t1_j5kqcco wrote
Whatever you say Boss Hogg
Dirtilie_Dirtle t1_j588lm4 wrote
She’s a fucking parasite.
menlindorn t1_j58env0 wrote
parasites don't fuck. they infest.
Safety_Drance t1_j5885hq wrote
Oh, the lady who barely won by a few hundred votes after a recount in her overwhelmingly conservative county.
I have to drive through that area for work every so often, and her campaign posters were just a picture of her with the word "freedom" under her picture.
That's it. No actual slogan or thought process, just the word "freedom." I always translated that to "freedumb" in my head whenever I saw them.
tauntingbob t1_j5b4ss7 wrote
The failed actress who was paid to be a Rep shill, then they realised she could go on to bigger things, so coached/bankrolled her political career.
She's literally a fiction of the Rep party.
callmehibi t1_j5brk81 wrote
Hi neighbor! I am sorry that you also have to see those stupid signs.
[deleted] t1_j5bu7q1 wrote
[deleted]
willymack989 t1_j5xwgkt wrote
Lol I drove to Grand Junction for a camping trip last summer and the sheer number of her dumbass signs was hilarious. And yes the absurdly simple “FREEDOM” message was comical. There was very clearly no meaning at all within. The jokes write themselves sometimes
menlindorn t1_j58eij5 wrote
would be simple to fix it for her
maialucetius t1_j5bt8h6 wrote
Hey remember the time she tried to kill her coworkers?
Yeah.
jamkoch t1_j5agjgc wrote
In 2005, Planned Parenthood was contracted to do approx 60% of the federally funded HIV counseling and testing in Texas, targeting gay men. The reason, the LGBTQ community in Texas trusts Planned Parenthood more than any state or local county government office. Now, these tests are being contracted elsewhere due to the ban on funding Planned Parenthood. The state doesn't understand why nobody wants to test at local health departments. This ban affects so much more than women's health, and that is one of the primary reasons it's being targeted.
willymack989 t1_j5xwaxa wrote
The GOP so often makes out planned parenthood to strictly abortion clinics. They’re seemingly ignoring the NUMEROUS health benefits that are provided. Fucking numbnuts
TheKrakIan t1_j584yb0 wrote
I'll take Bills that Bobo Endorses that Never Go Anywhere for $200 Alex.
thinthehoople t1_j5bj6hl wrote
Of fucking course she does. Guarantee she’s had an abortion or two, to boot.
GQP - rules for thee, none for me.
InternetPeon t1_j582h14 wrote
She is an angel sent from heaven to prevent responsible birth control.
DMoney159 t1_j585drd wrote
And a new community health center opens up, "Prepared Familyhood"
dannoGB68 t1_j59o182 wrote
These fuckers. Anti-birth control, but also anti-taking care of little kids born because of no birth control. … and no need to reconcile that bullshit.
RustyMurican t1_j5cs6rm wrote
The military needs soldiers, and if they can't take them the prisons need inmates.
ThaxReston t1_j5ay72q wrote
Hag
Reddittsucksballs t1_j5ca2nt wrote
I think a bill defunding stupid congresspersons should be past. If you cant pass a basic intelligence survey, you have to go back home and sell expired food at you license revoked restaurant.
freedom_from_factism t1_j5ci6mi wrote
>I think a bill defunding stupid congresspersons should be past. If you cant pass a basic intelligence survey, you have to go back home and sell expired food at you license revoked restaurant.
should be passed
can't pass
your license-revoked restaurant
Basic.
RTwhyNot t1_j58eyo0 wrote
What a horrible person
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j58agwt wrote
It's common knowledge the pro-life don't like planned parenthood. About as surprising as a liberal wanting to defund the police.
LoMeinCain t1_j58r89i wrote
Nice
mildly_manic t1_j596w2m wrote
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/get-care/our-services
Planned Parenthood does a lot more than just abortions.
Dismal_Argument_4281 t1_j5bjdc7 wrote
Lauren Boebert? As in the escort, Lauren Boebert, who married a sex offender?? Thought she'd want the free contraceptives, advice and counseling provided by planned parenthood.
[deleted] t1_j582vzr wrote
[removed]
[deleted] t1_j583801 wrote
[deleted]
BirdsbirdsBURDS t1_j59rx1j wrote
She can just go ahead and toss it in the bin at the end of they day, since that’s where it’s going to land with a split government.
Aside from that, it’s where that bullshit belongs anyway.
MrKahnberg t1_j5bpmhl wrote
The woman wants to be in the news everyday. That's it.
dahComrad t1_j5e93rd wrote
Sorry this isn't oniony. These things are expected now.
PsychologicalSpace50 t1_j5o3y67 wrote
I bet some years from now she is found to of had many abortions, usually how these go with these whackjobs
No-Owl9201 t1_j5912wn wrote
So you couldn’t plan when to have a baby??
hibernativenaptosis t1_j588rvy wrote
Abortion is such a polarizing thing and so important to so many people that whoever feels they are on the losing side is more motivated by it politically. Right now, that's the pro-choice side.
Basically stuff like this turns out more Democrats than Republicans.
LoMeinCain t1_j58r9fp wrote
Thank you
EnvironmentalMath317 t1_j58dfih wrote
Been calling her Bimbert since she became known.
LoMeinCain t1_j58r7iz wrote
What’s the leading cause of death in the black community?
doginjoggers t1_j59aqgj wrote
Heart disease. Homicide comes in at 4th
LoMeinCain t1_j5a47uq wrote
Abortions #1
doginjoggers t1_j5aa1iz wrote
Even if abortions were counted in death statistics, it still wouldn't even come close to being the leading cause.
LoMeinCain t1_j5anu5x wrote
Hold on brother I’m working
RustyMurican t1_j5csmf6 wrote
You have a flawed premise....one must first be alive in order to die.
LoMeinCain t1_j5dbc44 wrote
😂
thinthehoople t1_j5bjg8k wrote
Guaranteed you don’t actually give a fuck about black folks.
LoMeinCain t1_j5bmxai wrote
I know our government doesn’t and you don’t know who I am and what I look like haha
thinthehoople t1_j5bx9c8 wrote
Nevertheless, nailed it in one.
LoMeinCain t1_j5dbfis wrote
Nailed what?
whatmeworkquestion t1_j5djypk wrote
Your complete inability to understand a healthy society includes a healthy and comprehensive planned parenthood program
LoMeinCain t1_j5f41id wrote
Planned parenthood is healthy?
whatmeworkquestion t1_j69hk9u wrote
Objectively, yes.
txgypsy t1_j58zbh5 wrote
Ummm....others in the black community?
LoMeinCain t1_j5a49bl wrote
Abortions #1
Vinca1is t1_j583685 wrote
How is this oniony? She's an idiot, this is expected