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SnapCrackleMom t1_jae9apw wrote

Missed this answer in all all those "if you're not an Eagles fan what are you doing on Superbowl Sunday?" posts.

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throwawaitnine t1_jae6zk6 wrote

I would bet my whole life savings, take out as many loans as possible, max out every credit card, rob every liquor store and steal from the church collection plate, and bet it all on this guy being a cowboys fan.

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theAmericanStranger t1_jaeejgw wrote

But then it will come out he just wanted to piss off his Ex who was throwing a SB party

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joggle123 t1_jaesn5z wrote

I’ll see your bet and raise you he’s not a city resident

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B3n222 t1_jaetl2g wrote

1,000% a local Cowboys fan. The absolute dregs of society.

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hitplay225 t1_jae8g1q wrote

THIS, THIS is why we can't just abolish the death penalty

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shnoogle111 t1_jae5mxm wrote

If this guy took a Viagra, he’d probably grow 2-3 inches taller.

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AgentDaxis t1_jae9vek wrote

Looks like a typical Kenzo jabroni.

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theAmericanStranger t1_jaeedk6 wrote

Why can't the police retrieve the license plates from the video? I know it ain't 4K but no tools to enhance/decipher available to the police?

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NeverComingHome999 t1_jaefbt1 wrote

this isn't a tv show brother, if you enhance a potato it's still a potato. There are ways to enhance via AI now but that's not helpful in this scenario where a computer "generating random fill in" wouldn't really help if we need to know FOR SURE what his license plate is. If that makes sense?

So no. You can't just enhance a potato video.

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Disarray215 t1_jaelmyf wrote

People think all that “tech” on CSI and what have you exists. I’m always reminded of Super Troopers. “Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.” Lol

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theAmericanStranger t1_jaegkt1 wrote

My non-sensationalist brain knows that, but do we need to know for sure? We have (I assume) make and color, if not year, and even one character in the license plate, or a choice of 2-3, would narrow it down

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mikebailey t1_jaepz4y wrote

There’s so many variables to this. Is the car stolen? Do they have him entering a car (I don’t see it in the article/video but I only saw most of the video? How many are they able to run? Having 1 of 7 digits still leaves 2^6, etc. If it was this easy there’d be way less crime.

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theAmericanStranger t1_jaeqvyd wrote

1 of 7 characters when you have the make, color, and the year, or years range, is way less than 2^(6). To my untrained eye, this totally looks like car he uses a lot, not a stolen one, for example he knows where the tools are stashed, looks like he's familiar with driving it, etc.

Anyway, I might be totally wrong, not going to die on this hill. But fuck him for real! There's something terribly selfish the way he goes about to make thousands of other people miserable.

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mikebailey t1_jaevgth wrote

>1 of 7 characters when you have the make, color, and the year, or years range, is way less than 2^6.

That depends on how searches are structured/partitioned in the databases. The "scan space" may still be 2^6. I make a habit of assuming the worst possible architecture when we talk about government.

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theAmericanStranger t1_jaew6j6 wrote

"sir, this is Philly"

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srsly, my math is horribly off, as it's not 2^6, but (assuming any letter or digit is valid and can be at any position) 36^6 !

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robval13 t1_jaevigv wrote

I’m usually not for the death penalty but in this case…

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